Watford FC 1-0 Everton - 24/02/2018

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Feb 12, 2018.

  1. Manatleisure

    Manatleisure Reservist

    Prediction. Deeney starts. Doesn't score. We ride our luck in the game keeper makes great saves. Deulofeu scores a curling drive second half. We win the game 1-0.
     
  2. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Reservist

    Definitely Zaha Palace in the vile club list. Awful fans, smug owner, diving cheats. What's not to not like?
     
  3. Lloyd

    Lloyd Reservist

    Hmmm..... perhaps it would be best if you stuck to bickering with ZZTop in the politics section, dear
     
  4. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard Squad Player

    Agreed, Carrillo & Richarlison are still pissed off they didn't get to join Everton as well.
     
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  5. Vicarage Road

    Vicarage Road Reservist

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    Come on watford
     
  6. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    I'm still sulking about Spam.
    If I start to worry about this match with all the attendant complications, I will place myself in a padded cell,with a red crayon and start scrawling 'Slither' all over the walls.
    Now where can I purchase a straightjacket?
     
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  7. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mens-Costume-Straitjacket-white-size/dp/B00FFWHX44
    Can't find a ladies one.
     
  8. Lloyd

    Lloyd Reservist

    Have you tried www.jholebas.com?
     
  9. another_mrlizard

    another_mrlizard Squad Player

    The greatest band Liverpool ever produced

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    And, of course, they're utter ****
     
  10. Diamond

    Diamond Squad Player

    Is that Jimmy Hill back right?
     
  11. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    No. Jimmy Hill was a centre forward.
     
  12. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Scaffold, at their finest.
     
  13. Moose

    Moose First Team

    C’mon, altogether now.
     
  14. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Looks like a spirit stronger than war was at work that night

    They absolutely hated the inspiral carpets and often talked about beating the c*** out of them when they next met them.

    Two hit wonders with typical big scouser mouths
     
  15. Moose

    Moose First Team

    This scouser is off the scale bad. I mean, jeez, what’s his problem?
     
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  16. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Reservist

    I know its over a week away but I can't wait for this one. Decent bit of grudge against the opposition for the first time in ages.
     
  17. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

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  18. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Reservist

    Boa Morte lived next door to Rabbi Lionel Blue.
     
  19. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Reservist

    Burnsy, how was Iceland?

    Apologies if you’ve covered this elsewhere.

    In response to your fourth point, my favourite film is Mulholland Drive.
     
  20. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Reservist

    It was always British police visiting Portugal but never tother way round.

    Interesting.
     
  21. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Reservist

    Tough read all this football related nonsense isn't it.

    In other news. Winter Olympics - how good have the snowboarding races been!
     
  22. Necrobutcher

    Necrobutcher Reservist

    I keep hearing about women on the skeleton, and get excited for a second before I realise they're on about a silly sledge thing.
     
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  23. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Yes I like THAT scene too.
     
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  24. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Academy Graduate

    Well Everton are the new Luton , in years to come 16 year old kids will say on this forum why do you hate that 2nd division side Everton and we will all as one respond with “because they are *****”

    3-1 Watford

    Best holiday Cuba, worst Malta aged 18 (you have never experienced disappointment until you realise as a horny 18 year old that the best a holiday destination has to offer is Popeye World)
     
  25. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    Grudge match.
    Emotion boils over.
    Many yellows and a red.
    1-1
     
  26. Burnsy

    Burnsy Reservist

    It was amazing thank you. Bloody pricey though. Spent 7 days trying to find one thing that they did cheaper than other countries - never found it. But some of the sights were so beautiful and jaw-dropping that it actually hurt your eyes! Spent the last night watching us smash Chelsea whilst singing Helguson songs with 3 Icelandic guys who were as big as a whole NFL team. Would heavily recommend it.
     
  27. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    Intriguing, was it:
    Flavoured Crushed Ice?
    Whale oil?
    Frozen food?
    Volcanic lava lamps?
    Women?

    I expect Iceland 2 England 1 Euro 2016 came up while singing the Helguson songs?
    I believe the ice fields/glaciers/volcanoes etc are a sight to behold.
     
  28. 3000

    3000 Reservist

    The worst place I have ever been in my life is Sofia, Bulgaria. Hell on earth.
     
  29. Unhappy bunny

    Unhappy bunny Squad Player

    The one thing in Iceland that is cheaper than anywhere else is energy - all that free hot water bubbling out of the ground.

    Brilliant place with lovely people, as you say
     
  30. Unhappy bunny

    Unhappy bunny Squad Player

    I liked the flea market in Sofia where a row of stalls on one side was selling Ref Army stuff while stalls on the other side were selling Nazi stuff.

    A Polish friend of mine bought a Nazi cigarette case to use as a business card holder. Not sure how much use she made of it, though, as she worked for a German company.
     
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  31. Burnsy

    Burnsy Reservist

    That’s true. And I will genuinely make the bold claim that a pint of their tap water is the best hangover cure I’ve ever encountered. Easily the crispest, clearest water I’ve ever had and it comes free out of their taps...
    Sadly none of the above. And it was actually me that brought up the Euro 2016 thing - they were remarkably quiet about it. Was odd encountering fans who don’t wish to lord it over you at every opportunity. Disturbing.

    Would highly recommend the place to any who haven’t been. Gloria Hunniford over and out.

    Back to the topic somewhat - but not really...can we PLEASE mute Z-Cars for this one??
     
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  32. Agreed. Just this once Yellow by C Martin & Co. Seriously. And play ZCars at the end if we win.
     
  33. Beekayess

    Beekayess Reservist

    Fixed for you
     
  34. 3000

    3000 Reservist

    When we pulled up outside our hotel there was a nice big swastika plastered on the side of it
     
  35. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

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