Watford FC 1-0 Everton - 24/02/2018

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Feb 12, 2018.

  1. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    As the hornets return to action after a fortnight off, it's a 17:30 kick off for this game and it'll be live on BT Sport.

    Everton's Celebrity Fans

    Smoothtalkin’ radio DJ Tony Blackburn, dead ‘bomb ‘em all’ Tory Kenny Everett, pretend socialist turned property speculating mogul Derek Hatton, ski jump failure Eddie Edwards and of course paedophile toddler murderer Jon Venables are just a few amongst the star-spangled pantheon of the nation’s finest who support the Toffeeman.


    Blues & White Supremacy

    And it’s not just the celebrity fans who are rubbishy dinosaurs from a different era. Everton Football Club are famously racist and proudly refused to recruit any black players during the entire 1960s, 1970s, 1980s and early 1990s.

    Keep Everton White!” chanted their banana flinging fans, whilst their board members proudly declared that Everton represented "the last bastion of Englishness’ in Division One". So it’s no surprise that the only leagues The Toffees can claim to regularly dominate these days are the league tables of worst racist attitudes and most outrageous homophobia amongst English football fans. https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2000/jan/07/race.world “Fans from Everton, Rangers and Celtic topped the league table for making the largest number of racist comments heard, the survey found”.

    Listen out for examples of the famous Evertonian white supremacist wit in comments such as “f****** black monkey!” and “Take down that chink!” http://www.kickitout.org/news/everton-fan-found-guilty-of-racist-abuse/#.WoGR7f5LEjQ

    Ruud Gullit reports that when playing at Everton “the day’s epithets, from fans of all ages, included:“Get off the pitch, ya f**kin’ ********!”, “F**k off the pitch, ya f**kin’ n****r!”, “F**k off, ya black c**t!”, “F**kin’ cheatin’ divin’ black c**t!”, “*******!”, “********!” and “N****r!”

    Les Ferdinand notes “When we played at Goodison on the opening day of the 1996/97 season, I picked up an injury and needed treatment on the perimeter track. As I sat by the touchline, dads in the stand were hurling all kinds of abuse at me, much of it racist, as their sons sat beside them. Those kids will think it is perfectly normal to carry on like that.”

    In December 2001, Fulham defender Rufus Brevitt and winger Luis Boa Morte was on the receiving end of racism, being victimised by monkey noises and racist chants such as “Get back on the f****in’ jam jar!” and “Trigger, trigger, trigger, shoot that n****r!”.


    Honours

    The Toffees were league champions more than half a century ago in 1962/63, but this win was later discounted as entirely worthless when it was revealed that they’d done it through doping https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spo...s/how-everton-won-league-performance-10426058 As their former goalkeeper revealed “we could have as many amphetamine tablets as we liked. On match days they were handed out to most players as a matter of course.”

    Everton also claimed the FA Cup in 1984/85 through blatant and unashamed cheating and strong arm tactics. The winning ‘goal’ was ‘scored’ by thick-headed misogynist dinosaur Andrew ‘Andy’ Gray (A serial womaniser with 5 children by four different women) who simply ran full pelt at the keeper and shoulder charged him over the line, in a similar style to which most of his children were doubtlessly conceived.
     
  2. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I fact checked all of the outrageous claims that @Clive_ofthe_Kremlin makes above and shockingly, they are all true.
     
  3. Diamond

    Diamond Squad Player

    So what you're saying Clive is that if Sssssilva had been black we'd have been OK?
     
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  4. If Moshiri is allowed to sit in the directors' box my season ticket is on the pitch. If he is, it would be simply spiffing if the normally comatose fans in UGT 3 and UGT 5 could cast off their lap blankets, put down their flasks and tell the ******* **** to **** the **** right off.
     
  5. Diamond

    Diamond Squad Player

    Honestly I'm having a great few minutes trying different combinations of words to fit your stars. Top work.
     
  6. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer First Year Pro

    Amazing what Everton have managed to achieve this season.
    If I remember rightly, I think we mostly used to quite like them!
     
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  7. Burnsy

    Burnsy Reservist

    Gonna start this one early as I’m sure everyone is going to have strong opinions about wanting to win this one and I feel the game needs a big build-up....

    1.) Sack off Z-Cars for this game. Don’t make them feel welcome.
    2.) Time for the 1884 to dig out the Gino flags so Everton can see the face of the man who told Moshiri to stick his millions.
    3.) Deulofeu hat-trick.
    4.) In the honoured tradition of taking match threads off-track - what’s the best and worst holiday destination you’ve ever been on?
     
  8. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    A draw will be a good result. They have a vastly superior squad to ours. Our wage bill compared to theirs is laughably small.
     
  9. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

  10. Burnsy

    Burnsy Reservist

  11. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard Squad Player

    Easy 3-0 win, we survive, season over.

    Cheers.
     
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  12. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Agreed. Just as easy as WHU, I'm not sure why these second rate scousers would actually bother turning up. 4-0 win Deeney (4 pens).
     
  13. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    2 games against Everton coming up then ? we are bound to win one.
     
  14. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    Apart from the fact he got the season of our cup final appearance wrong ;)



    Oh and i believe they did have a couple of black players back in the day. Cliff Marshall in the 1970's and Mike Trebilcock as far back as the 60's.
     
  15. b&w minstrals I think you'll find
     
  16. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer First Year Pro

    Point number one. Yes please, please, please, PLEASE.
    Sick of hearing it.
     
  17. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    This could be a bit of a grudge match, after the way Everton treated the club over the Silva saga.

    I can see our fans giving Everton supporters a rather nasty hard stare, Paddington Bear style, making them feel very uncomfortable.

    Back on the field Everton do not travel well. Depending on which, if any, players are back, we should have enough in the locker to win this one. Everton are pretty much safe now with 34 points. The stakes are higher for Watford and that should give us the edge.
     
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  18. Burnsy

    Burnsy Reservist

    Was interested to see that Allardyce said that Cenk Tosun won’t start a game for them until they are mathematically safe! Hardly a ringing endorsement of a player they spent £27m on a month ago....
     
  19. Necrobutcher

    Necrobutcher Reservist

    Watford 5 Everscum 0

    Deeney hat trick. Gray. Pereyra.
     
  20. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Reservist

    4. Canada by far. Amazing scenery and never felt in danger. Worst Egypt by far. So bad even my own turds refused to leave me for fear of being stolen and sold in a market.
     
  21. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Can someone link this thread on the racist scouser forums, ta.
     
  22. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Reservist

    Interestingly they signed a player for 27 million pounds and his name when anagramed becomes One K *****. I assume this to be the new slang for filthy rich owners that know feck all about buying players but are too rich to care.

    An anagram of Everton is Overnet - ironic for spending above FFP rules....
     
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  23. Moose

    Moose First Team

    Do you mean ‘Grand old Racist’ forums?
     
  24. Moose

    Moose First Team

    We should actually play the first eight bars of ‘Z-cars’ then abruptly curtail it only to play the ‘Anfield Rap’. Or ‘Yellow’ by Coldyplay. Whichever we consider the most hideous.
     
  25. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    1) Yes time for KOL "this sex is on fire" to get the boys up for it
    2) "Small team in Liverpool, you're just a...." to be sung for 90 mins
    3) 1-1 Deeney (pen)
    4). Uganda, Costa Rica, or Brazil & Iguacu Falls (10x better than Vic falls)
     
  26. Moose

    Moose First Team

    And no bloody polite applause when fatty Pickford takes up position at the Rookery End. He can have a big **** off style boo like one of our own players.
     
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  27. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Can't we just cancel his loan 45 mins before kick off ?
     
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  28. cthulhu

    cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    It’s a grudge match it’ll be a draw. Fine with me in the grand scheme of things
     
  29. Moose

    Moose First Team

    It’s a little known fact that Elton’s first version of ‘I guess that’s why they call it the blues’ was this thinly veiled attack on the Toffees. Considered too extreme for radio play he was forced to modify it a little.

    And I guess that’s why they call them the Blues,
    Cheating again, it’s what they always do.
    Stealing your bosses,
    Fouling your keepers
    Shaggin’ your sheepaz.
    And I guess that’s why they call them the Blues
     
  30. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Reservist

    This is the match my kids are going to, so a positive result is doubly important!
     
  31. 3000

    3000 Reservist

    Thankfully Everton’s number 1 supporter Jon Venables is back in the nick for this one.

    Wouldn’t fancy having him in the away end next to the family enclosure.
     
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  32. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Reservist

    The insignificant half of the self pity city.

    A good summary Clive. I don't think there's a more accurate chant than "always the victims, never your fault".

    Along with Chelsea, the only truly vile club in the premier league.
     
  33. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese First Year Pro

    Steady on, I think Leeds will be disappointed to hear that.
     
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  34. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose First Year Pro

    Tough one to call but I think the boys will have fire in their souls for this match. Evertongate (almost)completely ruined this season and they sit higher than us in the table feeling very smug I’m sure.

    Not sure whether or not Shrek will play but hope he does cause he reminds me of Michael Owen in his twiligh seasons...crap.

    We need to start scoring again and Gracia would have hopefully put WHU performance to rest by training hard and getting the attitude back on focused football and hard work.

    Whether or not we will have any of our A&E boys back is hard to say but beating them would be a big middle finger to them in more ways than they can think of.
     
  35. Beekayess

    Beekayess Reservist

    Not while Palarse are in the league.
     
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