Watford Fc 0-4 Manchester City - 21/07/2020

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by Smudger, Jul 17, 2020.

  1. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    The multiverse model. Looking at fluctuations in the cosmic background radiation a cold dark spot may be the presence of another universe pressing on our own. The cosmic foam.

    Perhaps in one of these with the same physical laws Watford are beating the above with comfort and sailing to another league title.

    In this one the exercise has to be damage limitation. A miracle if we get a draw. The one thing is. Not another sluggish opening 45 minutes.

    Cost us dearly today. Zero application and common sense in the first 15 minutes in such a crucial game. We just have to hope that in form Southampton and Ings beat Bournemouth and win by at least a couple and then Arsenal do the same at Villa.

    And then hope for the best against Arsenal but pray they both lose again. Disappointing does not describe the first half performance against a bang average West Ham team. Nothing special but allowed to go 3-0 up through sheer defensive inepitude.

    It was a shameful gutless first half. Yet again. Why yet again. Surely the players do not have to be motivated to get up for such a crucial match ? All eyes on the south coast on Sunday and the Midlands on Monday.

    Perhaps the visitors may be kind enough to put in a similar limp wristed performance as they did against Bournemouth and hopefully Stones and Disastermendi are playing centrally. That might just give us a sniff.
     
  2. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    We beat Liverpool, we can beat these.

    *sips meths*
     
  3. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    I'm not a fan of adult entertainment. So I will probably avoid.

    3-0 Watford.
     
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  4. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    I’m just gutted I didn’t pile on when we were 12/1 to go down after the Newcastle win. Serious and epic misjudgement that means my profit when we go down will only be measured in the hundreds rather than four figures. Oh the shame.
     
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  5. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Over 6.5 City goals
     
  6. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    I thought I'd put a tenner on a 16-1. Woke up and realised I'd been too pissed to complete the bet.

    Probably the most watfordy thing to ever happen to me.
     
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  7. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    You need to frame that tenner as a lesson for the future you.
     
  8. davisp2

    davisp2 Reservist

    I am expecting a significant improvement over the game earlier in the season. 0-5.
     
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  9. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    Hope they beat us worse than last time, and they probably will.

    6-0, 8-0, so 10-0 incoming.
     
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  10. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    I actually genuinely think we will lose about 7-0.

    An improvement on our last game against them. Where's Folquier?
     
  11. Loyalhornet

    Loyalhornet Reservist

    I genuinely don’t think I can bring myself to watch this one .
     
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  12. I hope City score double digits so every one of our team has to live with the shame for the rest of their careers, and are immortalised in history as the worst side ever in the PL.
     
  13. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    Can we pass on this one?
     
  14. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    That accolade is beyond them. Derby and Sunderland were even worse. Mind you that 8-0 really bent our GD out of shape.
     
  15. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    We will anyway. It's that time of the year again where we get roll over and let Citeh f**k us up the backside with no vaseline!
     
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  16. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Not only that but unless Norwich can get to 24pts they’ll move our 1999/00 effort - at the time the worst PL points tally ever - out to 7th worst!
     
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  17. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    Would stick a team of fringe players out. Can't be worse. Might as well call up Elton John and see if he fancies a match.
     
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  18. WimborneHorn

    WimborneHorn Academy Graduate

  19. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    He’ll be up for a good *******.
     
  20. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    More power to who ever is playing Norwich.


    Lyric substitution time. No doubt the Watford FC social media feeds will be painting a positive picture.
     
  21. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    I think it's time to recall Hogg from that loan.
     
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  22. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    I need somebody.
     
  23. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Stuart ? Gone to Racing 92 mate.
     
  24. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    I’d like to think Gino has a big ‘Recall Hogg’ button on his desk. Given the PL money it’ll be the works, you know. A flashing red thing with a protective cap over it and probably needs a key to activate it. Then, when he does press it, a massive fart noise goes off.
     
  25. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    Drop Deeney.

    Play Welbeck in the middle.

    Start Pedro.

    Drop the defence if needed.

    It can't go much worse than West Ham.
     
  26. Tricky Dicky

    Tricky Dicky First Year Pro

    Let's hope we improve on the away game, but i can't escape thinking the score will depend on how many City feel like scoring.
     
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  27. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Buzzing for this one.
     
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  28. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Blue murder. It's our final home game and the players will be out to impress. Will they heck.
    Sterling Hat trick as our GD takes a pounding.

    0-6.
     
  29. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    Oh Thank God, it’s at home -
    and there was I shitting myself we were playing at the Emirates where we play like pussies .

    Like Gerard said, we are at home so will fight like lions ..,

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  30. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    If I was Nige I would put our recent record against City up on the board with a picture of our recent first half performances...

    It goes something like this ..
    Played 10
    W 0 D 0 L 10
    Goals for 4 Goals against 39

    Performance quality..
    upload_2020-7-17_23-58-59.jpeg

    Appeal to their pride as footballers to show some spunk ...
    It’s our only hope.
     
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  31. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    I'm going to put £20 on each of 4-0, 5-0 and 6-0. Should be printing money.
     
  32. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    I can't see us scoring that many
     
  33. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Scenes when we fluke a dodgy own goal and lose 1-6
     
  34. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Is it even worth watching this? Have I ever dreaded a fixture as much as I'm dreading this?
     
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  35. ForzaWatford

    ForzaWatford Squad Player

    Genuinely concerned we could go over double figures if City can be arsed.
     
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