Bournemouth 0-2 WFC 19/8/17

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by goldenstate-goldenboy, Aug 17, 2017.

  1. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

    Don't like the look of their pitch. It aint roight.
     
  2. Pozzo Out

    Pozzo Out Squad Player

    I'd assumed the DjeDje thing is more to do with restrictions with the insurance.
     
  3. dynamo380

    dynamo380 Reservist

    Its too dark. Cant see an all white town like Muff standing for that.
     
    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin likes this.
  4. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Bunch of muppet cowards at muff. Look at their idols. A bunch of cheating divers and a lego man with a stupid **** style tracksuit

    Which latex number will Howe be wearing to the match this time, the black figure hugging one or the one with chains attached to his nips
     
    Last edited: Aug 17, 2017
    JimmyJazz likes this.
  5. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    The mighty horns 6 (Deeney Hatrick, Okaka, Janmaat, Capoue and Doyley) the red fruits 0

    Let's not forget our rivalry with them is one of the oldest in the league.
    They have no history. muff was a village until about 1860 and didn't exist before that.

    Worse then MK dongs don't deserve a league team, let alone a premeirship one
     
    Last edited: Aug 17, 2017
  6. Pozzo Out

    Pozzo Out Squad Player

    As I said before Richarlison to score 7 and take a **** in Eddie Howe's mouth.
     
  7. goldenstate-goldenboy

    goldenstate-goldenboy First Year Pro

    Boscombe Pier is in Bournemouth. They aren't separate municipalities.
     
  8. Don't recognise the word municipality, it sounds French, whatever it means

    So what your saying is Bournmouth has stolen Boscombe, typical white middle class white supremacist thing to do
     
  9. Generic_Yute

    Generic_Yute Academy Graduate

    Honestly, Mersons such a daft ****. Bournemouth loose 1-0 against brom, creating a whopping 2 chances all game with 2 strikers. Watford, who were the better team for 60 minutes, scoring 3 goals against a top 4 team with arguably the best offence in the league are apparently going to loose 3-0 on the weekend.

    Does this man ignore actual Fact and just act ignorant 24/7. He needs to stop tipriding eddie Howe and Bournemouth, actual bottle job pundit.
     
    KelsoOrn, Otter, Ferventhorn and 2 others like this.
  10. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    True that.

    Before the mid-1860s Bournemouth was just a windswept backwoods bit of grass, woods and cliffs until some king or other went down there in his all-in-one stripey Victorian swimsuit and his bathing machine one day.

    It got popular around the court. You know, the hangers on. The fops and dandies with all their ruffles and braided jackets and what have you. They wanted to be like the king, so they also went to Bournemouth. It got fashionable to go down there and that's how the town got founded. Obviously a lot of these court types stayed on in the town and built themselves fine (if gaudy and pretentious) villas and houses. You can still see these places today if you go down there.

    And of course, that also goes some way to explaining these Bournemouth fans of today. They are the great grandchildren of those same fine effete court dandies and overly-powdered big dress ladies. And that explains their utter disdain and contempt for anything and anybody that's in any way working class, foreign or from what they call "the lower orders".
     
    Cthulhu likes this.
  11. Fritter

    Fritter Academy Graduate

    It's not bad living here. By the beach and lovely countryside. Good that you pay so much attention to Eddie Howe, easier to remember a manager who has been around for a while rather than a Panini stickers album just for your managers. I always liked the walk through the allotments at Watford and the quaint social club beneath the stands. The area itself seems horrible, a bit rough for us fops. There must be nice parts I suppose. Watford is one of the downsides of following a team. Having read this thread I'll be happy with a 0-2 defeat. Enjoy your trip down. Shame you have to go back to Watford. :)
     
    Cthulhu likes this.
  12. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    It will be a draw, it's always a draw.
     
    BigRossLittleRoss and Cthulhu like this.
  13. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Possibly another draw here, muff remind me of our relationship to Reading a few years back, we were at a very similar level to them and seemed to draw about 10 games in a row.

    Personally I'd don't have anything against them and I'd rather see them in the PL above plenty of other clubs like Newcastle, Leeds forest etc, although in reality we know that they'll drop back down eventually. With a 10k capacity and a manger who has worked miracles with them, as soon as Heaney off they'll be back in league one, it's pretty inevitable.

    For a semi- decent parallel see Wigan athletic, used to average gates of about 15k, managed a full 8 years in the prem, had a decent manager for a number of years in Martinez who got the best out of them, eventually they got relegated and he buggered off to Everton.
     
  14. @julesmckenzie

    @julesmckenzie Academy Graduate

    Lawro has Muff for a close win. To be fair as a glass half empty (when it comes to WFC) kinda guy, I'm thinking similarly.
    1. We could be a bit cocky after the Liverfool game
    2. We struggle against teams of similar level
    3. He predicted a draw against Liverfool
    4. Marco hasn't got the best record away from home
    5. Still worried about our defence, and injuries therein
    6. Okaka, Amrabat (I like them. But they are limited)
    7. Defoe
     
  15. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Well if he can't even lift a finger then I doubt he'll put in much of a performance on a football pitch...
     
  16. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    I'm just dreading seeing Amrabat's name on the teamsheet again. I can't support a team with him in it, I hope we lose!
     
    NathWFC likes this.
  17. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Bournemouth cliff-side Victorian lifts - undefeated "most rubbish seaside attraction award" winner 1872-2017.
     
    lutonh8a and Cthulhu like this.
  18. Leave Watford to visit your south coast hell hole? Only when they start doing condoms big enough and thick enough to protect me from your virulently pustular hive of fanny battered whale cunnys.

    Actually, I may be able to make it down for half time and a little apre.
     
  19. But he's our best player.
     
  20. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Terrible banter and an emoji as well. Awful effort.
     
    aushornet likes this.
  21. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    They had a witch once. She defeated hitler the deluded thundercrunts
     
    dynamo380 likes this.
  22. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Just seen a picture of their ground it made me sick that they get to play prem football when the likes of Leeds and Forest ( who have true pedigree like us and a huge fanbase) get excluded :angry emoji:
     
  23. J.B

    J.B First Team

    An absolutely horrendous football club.

    The fact that they have a stand named after Steve Fletcher in their dilapidated garden shed of a stadium is as good an indicator as any of their standing in the football world.
     
  24. East Stand Builder

    East Stand Builder Reservist

    I can't wait to see how far their fans run this time
     
    CaveManHornet and Ghostbear like this.
  25. Gumustard do better.
     
  26. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK Reservist

    Excellent, glove and a slipper it is then. Brilliant.
     
  27. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK Reservist

    Season long loan, covering maintenance budget.

    Wanted cover for Cannon & Ball and more options when they get pissed before the Saturday matinee.
     
    La_tempesta_cielo_68 likes this.
  28. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    I saw this.

    Unless he superglued his finger to the bottom of his foot, I'm baffled at his inavailability.
     
    kVA likes this.
  29. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Bournemouth is a good away trip.

    Laid back place. By the sea. Small, dilapidated ground that has an air of charm.

    And then you see them. Distorted. Bloated, angry and pain-ridden. Swathes of sweat and dribble streaming down their repugnantly anti-symmetrical faces.

    You try not to look, but you have to. You wish you hadn't. But it's too late.

    The film Pan's Labyrinth is the closest thing I could use to describe them. If you haven't seen that, imagine Madame Tausauds, if the wax was mid-melting.

    Surreal, repulsive and weird; but you just can't tear your eyes away.
     
    IRB, kVA, Cthulhu and 1 other person like this.
  30. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Oh and Eddie Howe seems like a right ****.
     
  31. I have a seat named after Steve Fletcher in my toilet. Bit of synchronicity going on there.
     
  32. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    I hope you're joking but even if you are what a sh*t and pointless joke to make? Pathetic
     
  33. CaveManHornet

    CaveManHornet Reservist

    Fwoar i've just been mentioned on their forum. Things are getting pwopper norty!!!
     
  34. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Yay the away game we always score in then sometimes take the lead then draw. 3-3 again wouldn't be too bad. It's nice to be scoring goals again too.

    Muff are hard to beat and very solid but hopefully Defoe won't cause us too much trouble.
     
  35. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    Meh! Call me when you reach the Muff Echo.
     

Share This Page