Bournemouth 0-2 WFC 19/8/17

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by goldenstate-goldenboy, Aug 17, 2017.

  1. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    Everything that's wrong with football.
     
  2. Generic_Yute

    Generic_Yute Academy Graduate

    Please beat Bournemouth for the love of god. Im tired of Merson and Co rating them higher than us even when our transfer windows are more productive and when we produce nearly equal results. It was apparently a fluke where we finished in our first season but when Bournemouth did the same they are a club on the up?

    Please, beat them 4-0.
     
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  3. TomH

    TomH First Year Pro

    Controversial I know but I hope we win this one.
     
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  4. Beekayess

    Beekayess Reservist

    In what ways are these suggestions acceptable?
     
  5. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    They're acceptable in the way that they would break the colour bar at this all-white and non-diverse institution.

    It would be good for the town of Bournemouth too, because that's pretty white-dominated too. It'll increase their You'll notice on Saturday that there are very, very few (if any) BME people amongst their fans.
     
  6. Fritter

    Fritter Academy Graduate

    2014/15 Bournemouth university had 12% BME students. Up from 9% in 2011/12. Just in case it would help to have some factual information. Looking forward to a good game Saturday.
     
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  7. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    Lol you just know there are some Bournemouth fans out there somewhere who are going to read this preview and get their panties in a right twist!
     
  8. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    I'd take a draw.
     
  9. EB Hornet

    EB Hornet Reservist

    This match thread has all the information and debate I require to fulfil my pre-match football fix. The cultural mix of the town and university being the main one. Thank god no-one has gone and ruined it by discussing a potential starting 11. On that, and sorry to do this, but I reckon it will be....

    Gomes, Femenia Britos Prodl Holebas, Chalobah Doucoure, Amrabat Cleverley Richarldison, Okaka.

    That will change if Kaboul, Janmaat and Pereya are fit to start.

    I'd personally like to see Prodl and Gray start as well, but based on the team performance v Liverpool I think Silva may stick with as close to that team as possible.

    Would also like to see Hughes and Deeney in the squad
     
  10. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    I think hell stick close to what we saw last week after the injuries went off
     
  11. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    They have linked to our forum already and are panty twisting.
    Scummers
     
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  12. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

  13. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    "Having read that thread, I detest them even more. Hope we stuff the pathetic bunch of self-deluded twunts."
     
  14. CaveManHornet

    CaveManHornet Reservist

    I can't tell if you're serious or not; congrats
     
  15. CaveManHornet

    CaveManHornet Reservist

    Im gonna go up to a fat Boremuff w*nker on Saturday and kick his soppy little head in, the stupid pôsh OAP tosser!!!
     
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  16. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    One of the best ever. Cap doffed.
     
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  17. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    As for Bornmuff, it's time their little visit to the 'promised land' comes to an end. Embarrassing town, embarrassing club and embarrassing fans.

    Everyone is nice about them simply because they are a small club in a big club world. A little like when a kid joins his older brother and his mates at a club for the first time. They are nice the first time, tolerant the second but after that they are just an annoying presence that ends up not being invited anymore.

    I'll laugh when we beat them. Laugh more when they are relegated and laugh myself to sleep when Howe buggers off to manage Huddersfield or Southampton - huge clubs in comparison to their little village club.

    I'm actually embarrassed we even have to play them. It's like a cup game against a non league side.

    'Best league in the world'? Yeah, maybe next year when they are scrambling around the Championship staring at their sad little photo memories on the inside of their laughably small stands.
     
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  18. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    They seem to hate Southampton and Brighton too - looking to make rivals I guess.
     
  19. Generic_Yute

    Generic_Yute Academy Graduate

    If any Bournemouth fans are reading this,

    Hello!
     
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  20. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Completely agree.
     
  21. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Forget to mention they are a bunch of diving cheats though. Except Defoe, he'd break a hip if he dived.
    And owned by a Russian oligarch whose business practices some would question.
    He'll get tired of his plaything soon enough and Ill toast every time they get relegated to the conference where they belong.
     
  22. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    How do you think the Hornets will get on on Saturday, Clive?
     
  23. Generic_Yute

    Generic_Yute Academy Graduate

    After glancing at there Forum, it seems a little too nice and quaint. We could take the high road and not reply, But thats boring.

    There is 0 attractivity to Bournemouth, The stadium is the same size as the Scum that is Luton. I could erect a tent outside of a local park and would perfectly replicate what it must feel like to be in that stadium.
     
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  24. If any Bournmouth fans are reading this there is a 91% chance they are white middle class racists
     
  25. CaveManHornet

    CaveManHornet Reservist

    Haha one of them posh Southern tw*ts just said that Middlesboro and Burnley are nicer areas than Watford. I bet the **** hasn't had a look around INTU, that place is an architects haven.
     
  26. Hornet4ever

    Hornet4ever WFC Forums Last Man Standing Winner 2018/2019

    Whats the odds the Muffties get Anthony Knockaert in by the weekend, to make a 'full & complete' set of divers in the team?

    Rumour has it that Eddie enlisted the help of Billy Smart Circus this summer to add a certain professional authenticity in relation to tumbling over in the box for which they are famed.
     
  27. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Exeter, yes. Or Durham if they don't mind going somewhere chillier. But they'd have to be a long, long way off getting in to Oxbridge to consider Bournemouth Uni...
     
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  28. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Some team news from the Herts Mercury... Kaboul, Pereyra and Janmaat all likely out until after the international break, Deeney back in training and might make the squad for this game. Kabasele back in training but Cathcart still out.

    Oh, and the big one - Dja Djedjedjedje is back in training after a "finger injury". I mean really? Short of one being stuck inside something (insert own joke here) what kind of injury to a finger could possibly keep a footballer out? Surely they'd just tape it up?
     
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  29. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    I went to Durham. Was certainly chilly. Didn't bother applying to Cambridge and Oxford was **** for my subject
     
  30. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    You know you're just tempting fate don't you!
     
  31. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    "Amongst the players signed for an undisclosed fee are Tom Cleverley the Everton midfield player, Will Hughes another midfielder from Derby County. Also amongst these is young midfielder Nathaniel Chalobah who they signed from Chelsea and the only player to actually start against Liverpool."

    Yep, Klopp was really bemused by our revolutionary 0-1-0 formation.
     
  32. goldenstate-goldenboy

    goldenstate-goldenboy First Year Pro

    How many points do I get for that Bournemouth forum thread?
     
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  33. dynamo380

    dynamo380 Reservist


    What a load of old ********.


    Has it not occurred to you that the problem here, might not actually be how racist the university is but a reflection of cultural, social & economic factors unrelated to the uni and the appeal/reputation of the courses available?

    Also Muff 6 Watford 1, Ake hattrick, Silva out for season with a muscle imbalance injury and team coach is egged on the way home by the local KKK branch.. tough afternoon for the hornets.
     
  34. foxywfc

    foxywfc Reservist

    Muff 1 ( Afobe 73) Watford 2 (Okaka 4 , Deeney 89pen)
     
  35. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

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