Nickname Serbian Southgate; Barry Booooodini Toughest Opponent Anyone from St. John's Infants 2nd XI. They caused us no end of problems by turning up and running after the ball en masse. Best Ever Player Ray Wilkins. His performances while playing for the England Team coached by Don Howe are the stuff of legend. Team Supported As A Boy I didn't really follow football then. I gained great pleasure by watching the water drip from the bathroom tap in my Grandparents house. I could watch it for hours. Also you can't do anything but admire and study a freshly painted wall. However, more recently, I have enjoyed watching old videos of the great Arsenal Team of the 1990s until Wenger came long and spoiled it for everyone. Favourite Ground Ashton Gate; Loftus Road With an almost full-strength team we heroically defended our opponents goal to perfection. We executed my plans perfectly. Favourite Food Crab, or anything bland that seems a bit fishy. However if it's a celebration and I am going to push the boat out, I will have meat and 2 veg (cabbage and potatoes). Favourite Drink Warm water straight from the tap. Favourite Music Jazz. It's ordered musical structures inspire me. During my time in England I'm also enjoying your folk tunes The Hokey Cokey and The Laughing Policeman even though crime is serious and should not be taken lightly. I also enjoy Babyshambles and Perry Como, very inspiring. Favourite Holiday Destination I enjoyed my time in Israel very much. I also hear your Skegness-on-Sea as being a perfect holiday destination in the UK. This place, in this moment along with the cultural delights of charming Middlesbrough should be high on my list of must-see places. I am also planning to go on a wet weekend break to Grimsby. Desert Island Woman My fantasy is to be stranded on a desert island with the pulse raiser Liz Truss or Anne Widdicome. Maybe even both of them. Now that would be exciting. Favourite TV Show The BBC Test card cannot be beaten for sheer entertainment. Happy Days makes me smile, particularly when "The Ponz" says his catchphrase "Heeyyyyyyyyy you're fired". Favourite Film I enjoy the silent classics, anything with slapstick. Charlie Chaplin, Laurel and Hardy, The Keystone Cops. I insist my team takes inspiration from these tactical masters. First Car Talbot Solara (1980) a classic box on wheels. Car Now Charlie Cairoli Italian 5 door hatchback (down to three doors when it conks out after 15 minutes). I fully expect the wheels to come completely off by Xmas.
