I’d absolutely love Zaha to play for us. I cannot wait for us to change our emblem. I don’t give a single **** about what our kit looks like. It could be a sparkly crop top for all I care. As long as I can tell which team is Watford, it’s fine with me. I don’t mind Watford being referred to as a London club. It’s close enough, and probably helps us win over a few players.