Troy Deeney - Season By Season

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Dennis_Booth, Jan 7, 2019.

  1. Dennis_Booth

    Dennis_Booth Reservist

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  2. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    Who?
     
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  3. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    In his first season, Malky deployed him as a winger.
     
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  4. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Stats for how many yellows for diving and how many hookers/bottle of Bailey's in one sitting?

    Needs to be a fair comparison.
     
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  5. vic-rijrode

    vic-rijrode First Year Pro

    Dennis means Troi Deanna:

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    But I suspect she is far from being a 22,23 or 24 year old.
     
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  6. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    When I saw the name of this thread, my immediate thought was I didn't know Troy had made a record!
     
  7. Horace_goes_up_north

    Horace_goes_up_north Academy Graduate

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  8. Lloyd

    Lloyd Reservist

    Cue hilarious posts re the record number of pies/burgers/pizzas etc etc etc Troy has eaten in a single sitting...
     
  9. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

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    Tbf to Troy they do serve the Tremendous Twelve Breakfast which is something like three eggs, three bacons, three sausages and three pancakes.
     
  10. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Dont be silly Troy wants all the Bacon and Eggs (calls back the Waiter) "Im Worried you heard bring me a lot of Bacon and Eggs, I mean bring me all the Bacon and Eggs you have"
     
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  11. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

    Maybe Success should drop down to the Championship….
     
  12. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

  13. Hulk Hoban

    Hulk Hoban Academy Graduate

    The solution should be clear. We have to send Isaac to prison for a few months, teach him some hard truths about life. Maybe he'll learn not throw himself to the floor so easily if he understood the harsh reality of life in jail. It might even kick start his media career. He could come back with anecdotes about cajones and impress pundits with his 'honesty' and 'telling it how it is'.
     
  14. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose First Year Pro

    When Deeney does finally retire and (if he's) still here, wonder if he will get a "testimonial". Do they
    even still do those anymore?
     
  15. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    I think you'll find in his circles it's called a 'character reference'.
     
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  16. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    Even Jamie Vardy spent time in some sort of institution and had to wear a tag, (meaning he could not play evening games) therefore I think it is a requirement for misfiring forwards and will do success good!
     
  17. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    But Success needs to be shoved out onto the wing.

    Reverse Deeney.
     
  18. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I don’t recall the peerless Thierry Henry ever sporting the all orange kit of Guantanamo Wanderers.
     
  19. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    He was never misfiring
     
  20. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I do recall a leggy novice trotting up & down the wing for one of the French teams in a European tie at St James Park.

    (Newcastle rather than Exeter.)

    Not misfiring but not wholly firing.
     
  21. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Fair point.

    Andre Gray?
     
  22. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Got stabbed, didn't he. A knife wound is surely equal to a jail sentence. Extra points if you've been shot. 50 Cent might be the answer to our issues in front of goal.
     
  23. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Sounds ideal. How much would we have to pay for 50 cent ?
     
  24. Or not - Penaranda was shot in the leg three years ago but hasn't managed a goal for us since.
     
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  25. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Reservist

    Half a dollar?
     

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