With a hug and a poem for his old mum and slightly worrying tales of his lockdown diet of beans on toast and cheese on toast. But not just any beans on toast. These have "a few additions ha ha" and apparently take "20 minutes to make, t'be fair loike". I reckon the additions aren't just peppers like he said, but also meatballs, grated cheddar, some sliced chorizo and a jumbo sausage roll each side for decoration. Then a box of Mr Kipling's almond slices for dessert. In another interview I heard he reported that he was spending the lockdown "just chilling roilly" and assured us that if and when the season starts again "the woight will just drop off t'be fair". I hope he's right.
He forgets what he's said before half the time in these interviews. He mentioned that it takes him two weeks after a long lay off to be fully match fit. But in previous interviews he's said that he wasn't fully fit after pre seasons and also that it took him a long time to get match fit after surgery. Much like his account of the night out that landed him in prison has changed over time. He just doesn't remember what he's previously said, suppose it must be hard when you're giving that many interviews about the same things over and over again and you're making it up as you go.
