Troy Deeney Eating Sweets

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by lowerrous, Aug 15, 2019.

  1. lowerrous

    lowerrous Squad Player

    Is the club trolling us, or?!...

     
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  2. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Reservist

    I switched off at 'influencer'.
     
  3. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    You can see how this was set up.
    Call to the club secretary: "Do you have any players interested in eating lots of high fat, high sugar, high calorie snacks?"
    *Deeney rubs his tummy and snatches phone away
     
  4. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Im watching without sound but am guessing the commentary is about how much he likes food?
     
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  5. lowerrous

    lowerrous Squad Player

    Literally his first words in the video are "these are very good. These are very very good".
     
  6. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    I’ve been critical of Deeney’s weight and my thoughts on him as captain are pretty well known...

    But I think there is a rather large chance that the club wandered around the training ground seeing who’d be up for the video and Deeney likely thought it would trigger a few people...
     
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  7. Chumlax

    Chumlax Reservist

    She's not a good presenter at all; on the second sweet he literally has to ask her if she knows whats in them! How on earth is she not explaining each 'dish' in terms of what they are made of and why they are relevant/who eats them, etc etc, otherwise known as 'presenting', to actually make the video interesting to watch/informative? Abysmal.
     
  8. Jersey Hornet

    Jersey Hornet First Year Pro

    Let’s hope Troy can put them away on Saturday too.
     
  9. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

    Well Foster joked he bribes the players with sweets and fizzzy drinks .

    Maybe that was the problem on Saturday?!

    Sugar overload affected our performance.
     
    Last edited: Aug 15, 2019
  10. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    You mean he spikes them?

    That would certainly explain it...
     
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  11. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    Inject this forum's content directly into my veins omg
     
  12. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Us Kremlins like Indian sweets too.
     
  13. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Reservist

    Diwali sweets are the ****.
     
  14. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Of all the things I miss since I became lactose intolerant it's pistachio and/or carrot barfi that always tempts me when I see them... The craving's even worse than that for a cigar.
     
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  15. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Reservist

    That was classic Deeney. I just hope he eases off on Friday and Saturday morning.

    Oh and Troy, don't take them with Red Bull.
     
  16. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    18 stone by Saturday, carrying his gut round in a wheelbarrow. Pint of beer in one hand pie in the other threatening to fight anyone on the opposition team
     
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  17. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Arsenal not til next month...
     
  18. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    I thought she was quite fit, so all good.
     
  19. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Galub Jamun are lovely, but if you try to order them in a restaurant (on the menu of course) they never have them.
     
  20. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    'Troy Deeney In A Car Eating Sweets' - coming soon to Netflix.
     
  21. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Those look like Nirala boxes. They do a great samosa.
     
  22. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Reservist

    Excellent trolling by the club.
     
  23. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Samosas make life worth living.
     
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