Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by lowerrous, Aug 15, 2019.
Is the club trolling us, or?!...
I switched off at 'influencer'.
You can see how this was set up.
Call to the club secretary: "Do you have any players interested in eating lots of high fat, high sugar, high calorie snacks?"
*Deeney rubs his tummy and snatches phone away
Im watching without sound but am guessing the commentary is about how much he likes food?
Literally his first words in the video are "these are very good. These are very very good".
I’ve been critical of Deeney’s weight and my thoughts on him as captain are pretty well known...
But I think there is a rather large chance that the club wandered around the training ground seeing who’d be up for the video and Deeney likely thought it would trigger a few people...
She's not a good presenter at all; on the second sweet he literally has to ask her if she knows whats in them! How on earth is she not explaining each 'dish' in terms of what they are made of and why they are relevant/who eats them, etc etc, otherwise known as 'presenting', to actually make the video interesting to watch/informative? Abysmal.
Let’s hope Troy can put them away on Saturday too.
Well Foster joked he bribes the players with sweets and fizzzy drinks .
Maybe that was the problem on Saturday?!
Sugar overload affected our performance.
You mean he spikes them?
That would certainly explain it...
Inject this forum's content directly into my veins omg
Us Kremlins like Indian sweets too.
Diwali sweets are the ****.
Of all the things I miss since I became lactose intolerant it's pistachio and/or carrot barfi that always tempts me when I see them... The craving's even worse than that for a cigar.
That was classic Deeney. I just hope he eases off on Friday and Saturday morning.
Oh and Troy, don't take them with Red Bull.
18 stone by Saturday, carrying his gut round in a wheelbarrow. Pint of beer in one hand pie in the other threatening to fight anyone on the opposition team
Arsenal not til next month...
I thought she was quite fit, so all good.
Galub Jamun are lovely, but if you try to order them in a restaurant (on the menu of course) they never have them.
'Troy Deeney In A Car Eating Sweets' - coming soon to Netflix.
Those look like Nirala boxes. They do a great samosa.
Excellent trolling by the club.
Samosas make life worth living.