Tomorrow's Forum Meltdown Today

It's so bad it's good.

Starburst black is the the new grey.

 

I will be a puddle on the floor at this point.

Molten rage or pool of tears I haven't decided yet.

Leaving room for manouvre on the details.

 

I've got the a r s e h o l e now. Just pulled the nail off my little toe putting a fookin sock on.

 

Technically it is now tomorrow

 

Why are you wearing chainmail socks?

 

You would of thought so but no just old sports socks.

 

Pozzo turns down €300 million offer to buy the club by mega rich African consortium who plan to make the club the best of the rest. Leave ring in loads of African young players.

Gino says he refused the deal, not because the price was unfair, but he has unfinished business at Watford, and no else is going to make the club the best of the rest before him.

 

Right on cue, in response to the question about leaving for WBA, Leventhal has said talks are planned between the club and Deeney’s reps soon.

New contract. Mark my words.

 

Are chainmail socks the ones you get through the post and have to cut up and send to 10 new addresses ?

 

If we don't beat Scunthorpe by at least 2 goals I think Ivic will be under pressure.

 

Pressure is under Vlad not the other way round.

 

They tried to change the internationally recognised iconic badge brand from our beloved indigenous Hertfordshire palmate antlered hart-stag-moose-deer with humanoid eyes to something with a bloody hornet ffs.

Only wierd insane owners would try an outrageous inflammatory trick like that..

 

VAR is suddenly adopted by the championship

our owners who are secret forum members decide to take the piss and replace all of our players with new players named after cheeses ,Unfortunately due to the lack of availability of cheese named quality players we end up with Adam Edam from central south division 4 and Richard Stilton from some non league clubs in the midlands

 

We keep Sarr and he breaks his leg in the friendly against Tottenham

 

Team line-up not released for the Scunthorpe friendly.

Green junction boxes up & down Watford streets melt through frantic fan claims of club secrecy vendetta against them when it transpires Ivic likes to keep his cards not only close to his chest, but locked firmly inside a lead lined box surgically placed inside his rib cage.

 

We keep Sarr and Deeney breaks Sarr's leg with a misdirected penalty, Deeney having just signed on loan for Spurs

 

Finding out Ivic is a complete tease. Fits the Pozzo model of no communication!

 

It's why they appointed him!

 

Can't wait for the season to start, hopefully before various forum members tear each other to virtual shreds over minor details of unconfirmed transfer deals...

 

Sarr makes his debut for Marseille after they claim that Sarr joined them whilst in Senegal after it turned out that he'd not actually signed his contract with Watford.

Vydra joins the scummers on loan.

Pozzo plans to sell the Vic and move to a new stadium in Hertford are leaked.

All true.

 

They'd be plenty of fans praising the owners for all that.

 

All except you misread the new stadium location; it's Hereford not Hertford

 

Can't believe no one guessed Glenn Murray coming...

Too far fetched obviously

 

That's a load of bull

 

Glenn Murray

 

Good news then , a front 3 of Gray Murray and Success.
What could go wrong ?

 

Success isn't guaranteed