[RUMOUR] Tommy Smith

Last seen attending an Argentinian Division 4 game, after receiving some intel regarding a young left-back we should be interested in signing. He was due back before the season started, but got wind of a behind-closed-doors scrimmage between an elite Lithuanian junior hockey team and their Latvian counterparts. Currently trying to bribe his way in.

Either that or Moog forgot his password for that account.

 

We want Smudger back say we want Smudger back.

 

Last seen on the forum at 6.15 on Tuesday. Unlikely that he's joined Nnnn in that great forum in the sky. #prayforsmudger&Nnnn.

 

But can he access the forums on a cold Tuesday night in Carlisle?

 

Lost my thesaurus

 

I think he's acquired a fork lift licence from the Hemel Academy, so yes

 

Replace him with a stegosaurus. They are 30 feet long and 13 feet high so less likely to lose in a crowd.

 

I like the way people think I'm joking about Sir Tommy returning

 

And... that's it. I will get my Tommy Smith rumours from Reddit from now on.

 

It's not really a rumour anymore, more like a done deal.

 

He's coming home he's coming Tommy's coming home.

 

Been spotted at the junction