Things you hate IV

You're right. But I just ******* hate her sooooo much. However I do wonder if resentment at her vast posterior has shaped her poisonous world view

 

Was it ALL over the line though ??

 

There's a fantastic animated cartoon on the Times website (paywall)
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/...nd-the-cabinet-response-to-flooding-wvgr6rb3x
It ends with Cummings shrieking about the flooding and what they can do to stop the rain.
Weeble wobbles in.
Weeble: I'm closing the borders.
Gove: but we need some rain.
Weeble: I'm stopping low-skilled rain.

 

Very good.

 

Getting used to the light half term rush hour traffic.

 

Hey @Keighley , I saw what you posted before you deleted it. I hate that too!

 

Raheem Sterling the odious little tw*t.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51584080

 

Cheap staplers / staples.

Just launched the office one across the room as it was unable to penetrate 5 sheets. It shattered as it hit the wall.

I feel better now.

 

People with surnames as first names.

C****s.

 

2 farking rite m8

 

Some grown man on Pointless just said he loves the Harry Potter books and has been to Harry Potter world in Orlando 3 times, c>nt.

 

Yes...Roger.

 

Richard Osman.

 

Eye tests.

Been 9 years since my last one and after an aborted attempt at getting one done at the time I pre-booked for during my lunch break I now remember why it's been so bloody long since the last one.

 

Starting a new job. 14 years in my previous place. Feel like my brain is on fire after day 1.

 

Pretend like you know what you are doing and be friendly to everyone. They’ll all love to talk about themselves. Before anyone has noticed any trepidation on your part you’ll have worked out what you should be doing.

 

Good luck

 

Drivers who apparently don't know what an indicator is or what it does. As someone who walks everywhere, it is so irritating

 

It's a warning whenever you cross at a green man or a side road to always wait a bit to check the approaching car respectively actually stops or drives past, what with the number of ******** and/or dozy drivers about.

 

It's always bloody stressful, but most places nowadays realise it takes time for new employees to get acclimatized to the business. Chances are you're your own worst critic!

 

Big clocks, on municipal buildings or shops, which stopped working years ago. This has niggled me as long as I can remember. It just advertises that the owners can't be bothered, or can't afford, to maintain them. Take them down.

 

They don’t want to spend to take them down either. Also, some may have preservation orders.

Best to crowdsource a load of bods who like clocks and offer to fix them. Make it into a Channel Five programme Municipal Clock SOS! With Bill Oddie.

 

Correct twice a day, what's the problem ?

 

Try sticking to the pavements, it might help.

 

Iggy doing the business for his new employers. When it could have been us.

 

Band reunions for desperate personal 'still relevant' validation charging insane amounts to see them in enormous soulless venues.

Peter Gabriel has the right idea.

 

Websites that within 10 seconds of visiting have a chat pop up with some random (likely fictional) person saying something like "How can I help you today". It's the modern version of the MS Paperclip. "It looks like you're writing a letter can I help you with that?" No you can' F*** off and let me get my bearings have a look at the site and if I need any help, I'll use the chat button at the bottom of the page.
Invariably when you then click on the chat anyway it's says, "waiting to connect you to someone" and half the time there will be no "agents" immediately available.

Some site or the other who paid for the advertising link I clicked on just wasted their money because as soon as the nag bot popped up I buggered off and bought through Amazon instead.

 

THE MEDIA

 

Have you tried driving to Barnard's Castle?

 

Yes they are awful and right wing. Finally you and I reach accord.

 

I guess it's just the Express left for you now. Although it PROBABLY always WAS.

 

Is this a sudden revelation? The need to feed the 24hr news cycle aside, they've basically always behaved like this.

 

I'm just answering the actual question posed by this thread, so why is it a revelation to you that someone should choose to do so, as there have been 624 comments before mine on this thread?