Things you hate III

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to be fair given there's a bus stop with likely people crossing the road and a staggered junction I'm surprised it isn't reduced anyway.

 

I hate it when you go for a pee at work and the toilet really stinks after someone has done a no 2 which is bad enough and then as you wash your hands someone comes in and you know they are thinking you are the stinky-arsed culprit.

 

Nothing worse than seeing someone spit in a sink, or brush their teeth in one. Use a tissue (Or the bog roll and flush it) and do at home, respectively.

 

I drove past the spot today. About half a dozen TV vans werestill there. I expect that the reporters have conducted their own speed survey today and will give an in depth report on the news tonight. I hope they got me on camera giving them the birdy as I sped past at 80 mph.

 

This is why I always leave the seat up in a public loo - to make it obvious I've just peed.

 

What? Who brushes their teeth over a toilet?

 

Sorry, wasn't clear. People brush their teeth and spit it out in work sinks. They could at least use a toilet where it's flushed away.

 

The L***n forum is the same, but with wiping your butt.

 

I'm sorry but out of 7.4bn people in the world, you're the only one who thinks a bit of toothpaste in the sink, which can be easily washed down, is worse than someone brushing their teeth over toilet, where people empty their bowels.

 

People don't wash their hands in the bog.

 

Do you wash your hands by wiping them around the basin, or, as I do, run water over them whilst vigorously rubbing together with soap?

 

No, more thinking if others do. Still not nice to me. If you're at home that's fine. If you're at work, then it just rankles with me as it's a public basin.

 

Even if they wash it down nicely?

 

Maybe.

 

On Friday night I experienced the tenth circle of hell:

I was confined to the sofa with horrific flu - shivers, cough, pounding head, zero energy etc. Just when I though things had hit a real low, the program that had been on the TV finished and "Cruising with Jane McDonald" came on.

The kids were in bed and the wife had gone to the supermarket, so there was no one to turn it off or over. In my agony and unable to move and find the remote, I had to watch her insincere, "I'm mad me", self celebrating turd of a TV program until the wife returned home to save me.

McDonald reminds me of the horrible Cilla Black - does the "I'm just an ordinary, down to earth northerner" act but turns into a complete "do you know who I am?!" diva who wouldn't give anyone the steam off her **** the moment the cameras stop rolling.

 

I remember Cilla but I have no idea what this ‘Cruising’ programme is. Is it on an adult channel?

 

Horny Jane MacDonald cruises the world, bending over and kneeling down for the ships crew and locals she meets on her sexy sex adventures. Cumming soon to itv 2. Episode 1, spit roast in the Caribbean.

 

People who park outside my kids school on the zig zag no parking area. Despite a boy getting run over last year and a big campaign about not parking there. They're just lazy ****s.

 

Snow carnage. I know we are not set up for the stuff over here because we don't get much but surely the one inch of snow we had Tuesday was not enough for the chaos it caused

 

Cups from the water dispenser. Why do they never come out singularly, always in two or three at a time

 

Night shifts. God I'm bored

 

Knight shift ? Doing what?

 

Really? I enjoy being here at night. Office is much quieter, less people coming in and out wanting things. I get plenty of Netflix done. Plus I get a couple hours at home when I wake up with nobody around. Glorious solitude.

 

I work in a 24/7 logistics company and every now and again I do a night shift so I get to see my team. It’s appraisal time so I have no choice. Could not do it full time

 

Fewer.

 

I thought the way it was handled in general was good.

A few cars couldn't get up steep hills, but that's just physics.

There was a burst water main in Chorleywood which chased havoc.

 

TBF to HCC even in Lithuania/Poland/Latvia the first snow always caused disruption. On Tuesday the forecast was a chance of snow showers in the evening not loads of the stuff at 15h00. I had to pick up my son from Redbourn at 17h00 and was very surprised to see that the snow was worse as we drove south back to the 'Wood. Also, "we" have to have an information campaign about how to safely drive in, ahem, driving very wet snow - it was unnerving on the M1.

 

People that take football and politics too seriously.

 

Temperatures of minus 40. So cold it burns.

Supposed to be colder tomorrow, too...

 

When you leave enough milk for morning coffees at work the night before and the boss decides to have a whole pint glass of it after you leave, which he only takes a sip of and then leaves the rest on his desk for you to notice in the morning. I come in an hour early when it's quiet so I can get things done without distraction not to go and do a ******* shopping run.

 

Overzealous road salters.

My work car park looks like a bloody sandpit. When it's wet the stuff sprays up on to the car and sticks.

When it dries out it gets blown up into a dust bowl all over the car.

 

Most likely some workshop which concluded it was rated "most trustworthy" or some such, by gullible consumers.

 

Good god it's cold.

F*ck off, winter.