Things you hate III

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Otter, Dec 11, 2015.

  1. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    Liked for “being labelled a Kelso”.

    In memoriam.
  2. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    Facebook full stop. Ditto Instagram, Snapchat, etc. Since my two daughters immediately switch off if I try to discuss the perils of social media with them, I instead sat them down in front of the "Nosedive" episode of Black Mirror. I was pleased that they appreciated the episode and the message about the negative influence social media can have on society. I was busy giving myself a pat on the back when I noticed that both girls, within 5 minutes of the episode ending, had turned their attention back to their phones....
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  3. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    I am definitely not a fan of Facebook generally (see above) but I have to confess that I used one of those local FB groups to get a recommendation for a plumber and it was very helpful.
  4. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    I use my FB account to manage and communicate with the various disability groups I'm in - thankfully they're all "closed" or "secret" groups so the levels of "Click on this photograph to stop foreign con-trails giving our house prices cancer" are minimal. They still arrive and are normally deleted by moderators but I've started using it outside of these groups (to keep up to date with what's happening in/to Ramsgate) - FFS FB appears to have become an even worse cesspool than I remember...
  5. TheDon

    TheDon First Team

    People that bang on about how terrible social media is.
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  6. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    It has it's pluses and minuses. Because I don't live in Amersham at home and am useless at staying in touch I like it for finding what everybody is up to
  7. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

  8. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Reservist


    I was once driving up the M1 and overtook a car with a massive sticker on the back window that read "Nutty Tart", accompanied by a "zany" cartoon character. The driver could not have been more the epitome of the term "speccy twảt" if she tried. Absolute spoon who most likely had the social skills of Gareth Keenan from the Office on valium.
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  9. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    People who believe all they read on social media and don't understand how opinion can be very professionally and effectively influenced (ie 90% of the Mrs TuT). Zaha is definitely a diver though.....
    Last edited: Jan 11, 2019
  10. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    Alright, I’ll bite - why?

    And you have previous here, with your scandalous attacks on Van the Man.
  11. kVA

    kVA Reservist


    The names a joke right? There’s nothing remotely harmonious about the noise it produces.

    It’s the American version of a bagpipe.
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  12. Hornpete

    Hornpete Reservist

    Pizza that if you put directly on the oven shelf like any normal pizza, melts through the shelf and turns out needs to be on a baking tray.
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  13. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    I don't know about Clive's reason/s, but I always thought she had a very big head. Judge for yourselves...

  14. kVA

    kVA Reservist


    Yes or no?
  15. Hornpete

    Hornpete Reservist

    It were a pepperoni.
  16. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Good choice

    Pinapple is a definite no for me.
  17. Hornpete

    Hornpete Reservist

    Sometimes ham and pineapple is what you need.

    It's bbq sauce I don't get.
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  18. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Reservist

    Hey, White Boy! Don’t you never get the Blues?
  19. Diamond

    Diamond Squad Player

    My self righteous neighbour. Complained like bu55ery in the summer when we had a bit of work done because the builders worked after 1pm on a Saturday with power tools. I went round and apologised and he gave me a bit of a lecture on how I should employ people who know the law.
    Cue this morning and his builders start work at 7.30, (now I couldn't give a t*ss because I was dropping my daughter at work at 7). Haven't seen the neighbour yet but when I do I'll repeat the same line back to him.
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  20. Mollyboo

    Mollyboo First Year Pro

    I hate that I've bought an expensive coffee machine that grinds coffee beans - and I can't use it because the caffeine gives me a horrible feeling akin to extreme stage fright in the pit of my stomach within about half an hour.
  21. Diamond

    Diamond Squad Player

    Our canteen lady at the office who works at the weekends for Costa told me all you need is normal instant coffee and a milk steamer to get perfect coffee that tastes exactly like you get at Costa. Might be an option.
  22. Meister

    Meister Administrator Staff Member

    Costa coffee is bloody awful though. Since getting a fairly cheap bean to cup machine I pretty much avoid high st. coffee if I can help it.

    There's some good low caffeine beans out there you can try. Just to a search on amazon.
    Might not be the caffeine though as you get that with instant as well, it might be the oils produced during the grinding process which are causing the issues in which case you're buggered. I'd certainly try a few different varieties, maybe swap from an italian bean to a south american for example.
    Last edited: Jan 12, 2019
  23. Meister

    Meister Administrator Staff Member

    I hate the fact Ive now go to go and make me a coffee.
  24. Mollyboo

    Mollyboo First Year Pro

    Caffeine free beans? I didn't know that was an option.

    TBF I hadn't really thought about it - I assumed the caffeine was taken out after grinding.
  25. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Caffeine free beans do exist but its a bugger to wash all the tomato sauce off.
  26. Mollyboo

    Mollyboo First Year Pro

  27. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Reservist


    Leave this set of ideas and you must be killed. If that's what god wants, he's a vile, judgemental narcissist.

    They are all cults, just that some date back to ages of ignorance and have generations of indoctrination in their pocket. They deserve no respect. Just the fact there's multiple, incompatible religions shows how farcical it is.
  28. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    More religious exploitation closer to home:

    Suppose the organisers didn't lie though when they said it was the greatest story ever told.
  29. Moose

    Moose First Team

    Christ on a bike. Greatest story never told. Should have put on Jerry Springer instead.
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  30. Moose

    Moose First Team

    Blokes who wear lots of scent. I’m not especially keen on women doing this either but men’s scent seems especially rank.

    Bloke stinking out the train carriage today. I moved as far as I could but he was doing an impression of a bull elephant in musth, had that elephant been a big fan of Superdrug.

    Here’s the the thing, if you wash every, even most, days you won’t smell badly. You don’t need to stink the place up.
  31. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Sadly some people believe the lynx adverts are real. No personality. No intelligence. But if you slap some really strong smelling stuff on, attractive women will want to sleep with you.
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  32. Horace_goes_up_north

    Horace_goes_up_north First Year Pro

    Anyone who wears Joop.
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  33. Moose

    Moose First Team

    Dandys. Preening lovers of swing music and the like.
  34. Moose

    Moose First Team

    I like Ellie for her name alone.
  35. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Normal size head, big hair. The brown stuff is hair.
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