Things you hate III

Same applies to people who use the 'literally'. Seems a newish thing Brits say. I was watching Going Underground on C5 last night (don't judge me) and someone in the control room said "the driver has literally phoned me just now".

 

England home kit looks better than I expected in action. Dunno why Dutch are in blue though.

 

It's awful. Looks like a Coventry third kit.

 

One of my work colleagues told me the other day that he was "literally tied up".

I had to smile.

 

he said as he unzipped his pants

 

The incorrect use of Roman numerals when referring to a football team.

It's XI, not X1. If you don't understand Roman numerals, don't bloody use them.

 

I have literally never seen X1 used. Do people actually do that?!

 

April fools day is **** isn't it? It's become intolerable now every company tries to get in on the free PR.

 

They don't. The point of the post was to advertise to everybody that he understands Roman Numerals.

 

And the winner is

 

It's worse when people are talking about a 58 cylinder engine and write it as V8

 

Or the 1001 motorway. Which idiot wrote that sign?

 

Google's effort was particularly bad. There was no fooling involved, just an unfunny button on probably their most professionally used program.

The angry response to it has made it all worthwhile, though.

 

Drivers who purposely drive 5 miles below the speed limit.

Also, people who are unaware that they are on a 40mph road. This happens everytime I drive down Chorleywood road.

 

Sounds like you have a problem, maybe you should book an awareness test

 

The cost of weddings.

 

Anyone and everyone who shouts "in the hole" at golf. Morons.

 

I followed Odion Ighalo down Chorleywood Road on Friday. He did this speed in his white X6 with da red wheelz.

 

I have it on good authority he was waiting for the midfield to catch up.

 

Anyone and everyone who shouts "in the hole" at golf. Morons.

 

I also thought this has never happened until you look in the comments of the wobby:
http://www.watfordobserver.co.uk/sp...s__reaction_earned_big_point_against_Everton/

 

Can you copy and paste an extract so I don't have to trawl through that ****.

I watched the linked video of 3 women in bikinis beating up a 4th. Really not as sexy as I'd hoped and actually quite horrible.

 

Link please

 

Virgin TV anywhere. It's their ****e copy of Sky Go. It literally never works and is my only means for legally watching BT Sport.

 

Those continually repeating posts on facebook about how we grew up as an 80's kid and everything was soooooooo much better back then. Yeah, you mean like:

Smoking in cars while us kids sat in the back with the windows closed.
Rampant racism and homophobia.
No seat belts, airbags or abs.
Jimmy Saville fixing it for you and Pedos running riot.
3 channels on the TV and getting up to change channels.
Heart clogging food.
Phones with wires.
No internet.
100W bulbs.
No smoke detectors.

They never f***ing mention that do they?

 

My inner ear infection which is currently giving me buzzing in my head and the medication I'm taking which is giving me a runny bum.

 

There is a joke about somewhere here about Hornets in your head, but I'm eating breakfast at the moment

 

Sandwiches in my local bakers which are regularly sold out by 1pm and the inability of staff to even add two things together without the aid of a calculator

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Just sampled a little bit of breakfast TV.

I just hate the way that Lorraine Kelly is so sickly sweet and agreeable with anything her guests say.

I just saw her change her own opinion twice in one sentence as she misread, and then had to switch and agree with what her guest was saying.

Her favourite phrases,

"Absolutely"
"I agree with you 100%"
"Good for you"
"And why not"
....and she is so, double, no triple, PC.

Piers Morgan can be a bit of a **** at times, but at least he is a bit interesting.

 

food for idiots

 

Idiots need to eat as well.