The worst film you have ever seen

Watched The Black Panther the other day, awful, absolutely awful. Sharknado is worth a watch just for simply being the most ridiculous idea for a film ever. Anything with Adam Sandler. Any horror film that lasts less than 90 mins is going to be bobbins. Blair Witch Project. Re make of the Italian job, some films should just be left alone and finally any film with more than 2 in the series.
Apologies Ctulhu but I like The Greatest Showman as well

 

It's a generational thing: one generation went to university and expected to live like "Animal House", the next wanted to be "The Young Ones".

 

Sharknado does it on purpose though right? Its what makes the films watchable!

 

Try watching “ghost shark”. You’ll enjoy it.

 

Unfairly panned...

 

Three headed shark attack I watched recently.

One scene shows them desperately looking for dry land, depsite it being 30 metres in the background.

Heard its not as good as 2 headed shark attack but better than 5 headed shark attack.

 

Interesting that people appear to be interpreting the title as "films I don't like" instead of "films that are objectively bad".

Gags' list is the only one containing films I'd agree are objectively terrible. "Gems" like Manos and The Room are truly awful (although The Room has somehow developed a cult following because of the fact it's awful; human beings are so bizarre).

There are very few truly bad Hollywood films, because they tend to be formulaic and safe. Most of the lower end of the Hollywood quality spectrum tends to be mediocre to below average at worst. I can think of plenty I didn't enjoy, but that's not the same thing.

Unless you venture into independent film or experimental film on a semi-regular basis it's highly unlikely you'll ever see a truly terrible film.

 

CHICK FLICK!!

 

I remember watching Jaws 3D at th flea pit in Watford. Absolutely dreadful film

 

For me a tricky question to answer as if they are a rubbish watch I stop watching part of the way through.

At the cinema, The Blair Witch Project sticks out. Pants film and the camera movements were giving me nausea.

 

Yep, saw Kingsman a couple of months back. Something about it made me watch it all, more out of disbelief at how truly **** it was and how that famous English actor could be associated with it.

 

This. I’ve quite a low tolerance for anything that doesn’t hold my interest in the first 10 minutes or so so if is crap it goes off. La La Land went off in about 5 minutes. If it’s a truly terrible film I’ll never even get close to the end.

If it’s just a rubbish film I tend not to remember them, people will ask me if I’ve seen a certain film and if I didnt find it good then I can barely remember what happened anyway.

 

That 3rd Matrix film.

Could also add any of those recent comic book films, all utter tripe.

 

I actually enjoyed the music especially the song with Barnum, the kid from High School musical and the barman

 

Sky have been hammering the advertising for the film 'Final Score' and I finally relented and watched it. I get it's not too serious and it's kinda Die Hard in a stadium but my word it's bloody dreadful.

 

Lego Ninjago was even worse. They seemed to have completely have run out of ideas by then.

 

You have no soul and you're off my Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanza card list. The gag rate just in the first half hour was astonishing...

 

I was fully aware that we weren't going to see "high art" but it was offensively dreadful. Wasn't it made with Chinese money and squarely aimed at the Chinese market - they can do it: this was a great deal of fun and very, very watchable.

 

Comedy Central right now...

Hot Tub Time Machine 2...

I found Hot Tub Time Machine fun, but the sequel is an absolute abomination.

 

This. Absolutely horrible.

For what it’s worth, I really enjoyed The Greatest Showman.

 

Saw the film shame a few years ago . Honestly one of the most pretentious bits of w@nk I’ve ever seen , especially the ten minute scene where he just runs in the rain

 

I like a crap movie. I can sit and be entertained without having to think.
Final score as previously mentioned was OK. I spent my time trying to identify bits of Die Hard that were ripped off.

Assassin - Danny Dyer on the other hand. Oh my it's awful.

 

So many to choose from.

I'll start with ones that are incomprehensibly (in my opinion) popular:-

Pretty Woman
Jaws
Towering Inferno
ET
Train Spotting
Erin Brokovitch
Teen Titans Go To The Movies (took 4cyclones to see this - he thought it was great, I fell asleep)
Up
Terminator 3 onwards


Then about 85% of the remainder. Most especially anything 'starring' Steven Seagall or Adam Sandler.

Special mention for Harlem Nights with Eddie Murphy in it. I paid to see that at the cinema. Paid!

 

I really didn't need to read any further.

 

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Not what I expected at all......

 

I had this on pirate vhs. Must be Richard Pryor's worst film. I can't even remember a single piece of the plot.