Today, I am NOT OK hun. In fact, it's a DISCRACE!!!! I have discovered on Facebook that proper scientific celebrities such as Amanda Holden, the singer Anne-Marie (no, me neither), actress Keri Hilson, reality TV 'star' Calum Best, boxer Amir Khan and actor Woody Harrelson that this virus is actually part of a MASS MURDER ordered by Huawei and run by the Chinese and nodded through by the Bilderberg Group and Vladimir Putin. And the chosen murder weapon? 5G mobile networks. Oh yes. They send the virus over the radio waves y'see. Direct in to your body. You're powerless against it, unless of course you've taken the precaution of making a simple head shield from wrapping ordinary kitchen baking foil tightly around your head. I recommend a minimum of three layers. Want proof? OK, well consider this. Huawei is from China, right? And where's this virus from? Yes, China!!!! A coincidence? I don't think so. And then there's the testimony of dozens of Sharons, Kellys and Debbies on Facebook with sworn testimony of how people have been perfectly OK until they've walked past a 5G area and suddenly their temperature has soared and they've started coughing. And then they're OK again when they get past it. Explain that! So far, seven masts have been torched by those attempting to save us from this oriental technological horror, which probably explains why deaths have gone down. Freedom fighters have also heckled and attacked Openreach engineers, who might be pretending to be innocently connecting up some home fibre broadband in the street cabinet, but nonetheless are almost certainly Chinese agents pumping in new virus supplies into the cables ready for broadcasting over the airwaves. https://twitter.com/i/status/1245671758222561280
yeah their so sneaky these chinees that theyve also managed to transmit the virus in citys & countrys that dont have 5g m8
Christ. So the minimum time I have to put up with this ****ing virus is 12months ? I need to check my contract, Hope I didn’t sign up for 24m.
You wont get a free handset on 5g though. You will get a ventilator that transmits code into your brain as you inhale.
As a man it's been advised never to put a 5g handset in your front trouser pocket & as far away from your meat & two veg as possible. Or your future child will have a propensity to look like ET.
