The mutants up the road

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Relegation Certs, Aug 14, 2018.

  1. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    "Could this be Ginny's year?" as every back page wrote,pre '77?
    What does this suggest?
    That if Loon play Betty Stove before May,then they will go up.
  2. Good draw for plucky minnows L*t*n at the mighty champ side Sheff Wed today.
  3. lutonh8a

    lutonh8a Reservist

    Rise smile when O'Nien just popped up on vide print with a goal hoping both him and Sinclair can get on the scoresheet against Luton when they play eachother and then our Fernando gets a hatrick against them in the FA Cup Replay just to rub it in.

    Maybe we should loan some players out to Sunderland, Portsmouth etc... strengthen their rivals. :D
  4. Golden Army

    Golden Army Academy Graduate

    Scouring youtube and came across this - what the actual hell

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  5. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    I cant help but think that the 3 counties would be much nicer if they just dropped a big atom bomb on Luton. Cant mutate the inhabitants much further than they are already
  6. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    Like Sinclair you mean?

  7. lutonh8a

    lutonh8a Reservist

    Was thinking more like success.
  8. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

    Potentially a trip to Chelsea for them - might get a bit nasty then.
  9. MarlonsCellMate

    MarlonsCellMate Reservist

    Or they strike up an alliance founded on racism.
  10. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    The thing about racists is they usually hate themselves as well. So unlikely
  11. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Just had at a look at their tragic forum, they are getting all giddy about playing chelsea. It's going to be hilarious when sheff wed spank them 3-0.
  12. I would like them to beat SW, lose important points in the league for a few weeks dreaming about the Chelsea game, then get humiliated by Chelsea. Unfortuately they would get some cash which is the only downside...
  13. Horn of Bletchley

    Horn of Bletchley Academy Graduate

  14. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

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  15. Plucky minnows.
  16. I want Wednesday to smash them to pieces, destroying their fragile little hearts and sending them in to a spiral of loss and despair, culminating in their subsequent relegation and leaving their mutant moron followers crying to sleep in their crumbling hovels every night.
  17. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    A lad I coach went to Sheffield,he's primarily a WHU fan but his uncle has bought him a season ticket at the Kennel.
    He was frindling on and on about how many they are taking to Sunderland on Saturday, so I took a look on the Sunderland forum.
    Quite enlightening.
  18. I have a nasty feeling they will do there. Lots of expectation and pressure on Sunderland.
  19. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    Goals have dried up for them in the last two games.
    Let's hope for all of humanity that Sunderland win.
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  20. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    Far too moderate!
  21. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    They have one or two fans on the Sunderland forum making prats of themselves and one of them said the final decision on the Kohlerdome is due this week and if it's a no they are completely fubar for the foreseeable future. Fingers crossed then!
  22. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    I've sent 187 emails to luton borough council posing as various local residents strongly objecting to the plan.
  23. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Who are Luton, and why have they been named after a dreadful airport?
  24. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    When’s their Grand Prix taking place?
  25. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Oh yeah, that's right. I'd forgotten that. They were going to have a mysteriously floating Formula 1 race track encasing a 150,000 superdome weren't they.

    But still just shabby pitchside B&Q budget conservatories for the time being.
  26. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Did you vary your written style at all?
  27. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Communicating through the written word itself would have no doubt raised a red flag that the comments were bogus.
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  28. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Likewise, the fact that all were on Basildon Bond paper, in turquoise ink & used the salutation 'Oi ****erz'.
  29. lutonh8a

    lutonh8a Reservist

    Apparently we are s******g ourselves because they are getting close to us. We are currenntly top half of the best league in the world with copious amount of internationals. They on the other hand are in league one.

    Lutons current Market Value is estimated at 5.8m.

    Watfords is estimated at £160.65m.

    But apparentky they aren't in our shadow.

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  30. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Yep, a juvenile sweary rant from Mr H. Grade, one littered with spelling errors and utter ******* nonsense from Ms S. Rose, one rambling 2000 word email full of paranoid accusations from Senor H.B. Uno, one dripping with pent up sexual frustration from Mr M. Aninblack etc etc etc
  31. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    I wrote them with a head wand for added authenticity.
  32. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    At that valuation we could buy them in exchange for Sinclair & Big Stef.

    Btw, the recent offer for a minority share valued WFC at 350m
  33. lutonh8a

    lutonh8a Reservist

    My source probably inacurate. You get my drift though we are miles ahead of them and they hate it deep down.
  34. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Almen Abdi appears not to have played for Wednesday for about two years. Surely new manager Steve Spudhead Bruce will give him a run out so he can score a hat trick then retire for good.

    Either that or a last minute Forestieri dive/handball to win it. Oh, and Pudil booked for goading their fans.
  35. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I certainly do!

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