The mutants up the road

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Relegation Certs, Aug 14, 2018.

  1. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

    Deeney would love it.
  2. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    And Holebas. In fact, many of our fans would love it.
  3. hemelhorn88

    hemelhorn88 Academy Graduate

    My partner is a Oxford fan. They better bloody beat them
  4. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    That’s the wrong way round, isn’t it?

    Or is Burnsy going round to rough up Harford?

    Getting his retaliation in first.
  5. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    So is mine!

    Is there a natural disposition for Hornets to be attracted to fans of other Fords?

    If so, it could be dangerous as I live close to Brentford. Might make a public nuisance of myself on the high street.
  6. hemelhorn88

    hemelhorn88 Academy Graduate

    Must be the yellow. They cant stand the scum everyone hates them. Much like everyone hates Oxfords rivals from wiltshite
  7. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    The A420 derby is a strange one but it does stir deep passions.
  8. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    They can't possibly mess this up can they?
    Tremendous if they do.
    Worth going to the Lower Loon Road in Harpenden dressed as Harry and then beating yourself up,to save them the bother!
  9. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Portsmouth screwing it up vs Peterborough until B Close scores.


    Youngest England cricketer.

    Oldest England cricketer.

    First dead man to score for Pompey.

    Extraordinary career!
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  10. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Yep. This is the first of 4 results we need to the right way. Any fail and they are promoted.

    Portsmouth to win 2 including tonight
    Barnsley to win one
    Luton to fail to win.
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  11. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

    Or sunderland rack up a cricket score
  12. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Let’s hope that Tom Graveney, CB Fry & the rest of the Portsmouth lads don’t fluff their lines.
  13. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Certainly a rugby score required on that one.
  14. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Kenny we ask you to do one little thing tonight. One little thing. Your reputation is in tatters. Sort it now.
  15. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    2-2. Come on pompey
  16. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    ....and as if by magic, they equalise.
  17. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Bollox. 2-3
  18. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Need 2 goals and too little time.
  19. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Every time Portsmouth and Sunderland have had a chance to put proper pressure on Luton they’ve bottled it. That’s been the pattern for weeks. Wasn’t going to stop tonight.
  20. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Really hoping the HSBC 30 point deduction doesn’t happen.
  21. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

    Looks like they are up ..

    Pompey v Sunderland play off final ?
  22. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Useless bell ringing, fish-smelling barnacle botherers.
  23. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    They’re promoted. Bollox
  24. Lincshornet

    Lincshornet Academy Graduate

    Only for one season though :rolleyes:
  25. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    North Korea did well in the 66 World Cup.

    Downhill since then.
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  26. nascot

    nascot First Team

    F**k em. We're top 10 in the Premier League and in the FA Cup final. We're light years ahead of the gippos.
  27. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    Very well done to our friends from Bedfordshire.....(uncrosses fingers).......
  28. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Just got to hope that Barnsley pip 'em for the title now.
  29. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

    Hopefully Luton let in another late equaliser and draw ..

    Their record against the other top 7 teams is quite average but as UEA suggests they and Barnsley have been more consistent - both unbeaten at home .
  30. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    Yes they gave up football and concentrated on skiing
  31. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Just dropped my car off for a service at a dealer in MK. The Service manager was beaming and told me why today was such a special day. I told him in no uncertain terms why it wasn't and, whilst I'm sure it felt good, I couldn't remember how it felt to see your team promoted out of THAT league, since we haven't been THAT low in the league structure since the last century. I will be double checking the wheel nuts when I pick it up this pm before I drive away.
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  32. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Make sure to check the brake cables.

    Those types would stop at nothing.
  33. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Yep. Something tells me he'll be washing his windows with piss for the foreseeable future.

    It is extraordinary that he still went ahead with the service after finding out this information. Who the **** would knowingly hand over their hard earned cash to one of those *****?
  34. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    #bantz #insuranceclaimincoming
  35. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Tried before but can't quite get the trajectory right.
    Had to book 3 weeks in advance but had I personally been paying him I'd have thought twice about it. Therefore decided that a strongly worded follow up email to HO about the appalling service I received from the "clearly drunk and drugged up" guy on reception would suffice.
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