The mutants up the road

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Relegation Certs, Aug 14, 2018.

  1. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    COULDN'T even beat the abject West Brom. The useless ***** have no chance of getting to the third round of the FA Cup so that's another year gone by where we won't be inflicting a record derby defeat on them.

  2. Hornpete

    Hornpete Reservist

    I could imagine us scraping a narrow win tbh, with Andre Gray refusing to celebrate his winner in respect for their fans.
  3. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer Reservist

    Good, I do not want their thugs breaking our club shop window, and trashing our town.
    Can you even begin to imagine what the brain dead morons would do to our GT Statue?
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  4. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Rearranging its face would probably improve it...

    But we MUST capitalise on this period of superiority. It wont last for ever. We MUST win a cup or hand those ***** up the road a frightful beating, otherwise what will have been the point in all the inconvenience being in the premier league brings?
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  5. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Pretty sure they have moved on. Probably time we did as well.
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  6. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    May as well stop playing in yellow and change our name to North West London Hornets while we're at it eh.

    I mean what's the point in history and traditions?
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  7. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Reservist

    Is u n bout r rivels m8? Confsd cos Muff didnt playe Wesst brum
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  8. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Can we PLEASE stop calling them "mutants"? There's simply no call for it.

    It's incredibly disrespectful to the X-Men.
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  9. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    The only thing I'd like to move on, is a bulldozer over Kenilworth Road.
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  10. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    Are you that geezer on twitter that looks like a thumb in a suit?
  11. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Pretty sure they haven't
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  12. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Strictly come dancing.

    For 3 main reasons:
    1. It's a show about dancing. I hate dancing
    2. It features "celebrities" - Ill have heard of about one of them
    3. The women at work who'll go on about it until christmas
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  13. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    Is this based there as well? Another reason not to watch.
  14. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    I can't decide whether you really hold a pointless 30yr old grudge or are continuing with a 'hilarious' (yet pointless) wind-up. Either way, YAWN.
  15. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    I thought I was in the things you hate thread.
    Understandable really as the thread is about them
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  16. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    I agree with certs.
    We have to win a cup to shut them up. All the other stats they throw at us will become meaningless as basically they aren't good enough to compete with us and haven't been for years. But the fact they've won a cup sticks out
    "grudge" indeed.
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  17. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Shut up, mate.
  18. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Reservist

    And turtles
  19. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer Reservist

    I believe we must also.
    All I hear from them are comments about our empty display cabinet.
  20. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Would be the biggest game of the season if we drew them in a cup. Swatting them aside 5-0 would be better than any win against the big Premier League teams. It's been such a shame that our longest ever run of being better than them has coincided with a lack of fixtures to ruthlessly hammer that point home.
  21. Chumlax

    Chumlax Reservist

    To be fair, random luck in cup draws aside, not facing them is a direct result of that run of being so much better than them, so that itself stands as some kind of testament.
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  22. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    We know we're better than them. They know we're better than them. But wouldn't it be great to really show them how much better we are and smash them to pieces in a cup game?
  23. Jossy

    Jossy Reservist

    Our record against lower league opposition in the league cup would lead me to believe that beating them in that competition would be far from guaranteed. Would prefer to destroy them in the FA cup.
  24. Chumlax

    Chumlax Reservist

    Yeah, indeed, would be great, but what if they became a banana skin that we managed to slip on? Perfectly possible given the way we work, and not worth the risk. Far better to be able to haughtily lord it over them in a theoretical sense from our ivory tower whilst they grub about in the mire, unable to get anywhere near us.
  25. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer Reservist

    We would probably put out a reserve side, and them being really up for it, would beat us 2-1.
  26. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I was wondering.

    Taking forum randomness to new heights.
  27. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Bloody teenage children.

    You think as you get older you've learnt a few things, through life experience and what have you. But no.

    Actually it seems that they are the ones who know best and you're just an innocent fool who knows nothing at all.
  28. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I wouldn't be surprised if Winkleman was a scummer
  29. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    You're insane. Our reserves might lose to the likes of bristol city in the cup but I dont think you seem to understand how utterly appalling the scum are. Our stiffs would annihilate them, and it would be glorious.
  30. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    The chap that owns MK?
  31. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    The Bitcoin billionaire twins from the Social Network
  32. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Jedward ?
  33. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK First Year Pro


    We should never become complacent in our hatred for them. Any that are too young to have experienced it first hand should speak to someone who has. Anybody who has let it slip because they were poor old non league scummers for a while need a refresher course.

    Can you imagine how many years of anger and bitterness over our relative league positions will overflow from their supporters the next time we play. I hope it is away so they can smash their own town up, not ours, not that anybody would particularly notice.
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  34. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer Reservist

    I would hope you are right. (Not about me being insane).
  35. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    It would be too good of a PR exercise for the Pozzo's/Club to miss out on, we'd go full strength and batter them.

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