The Masked Singer

Ciff has this on. Bloody hell. Presumably it's a Pear Tree Production.

What makes me laugh is the huge stars they guess it is.

Is it Sir Elton? Idris Elba? David Beckham? Megan Markle? Any of those would surely be willing to sing on stage in a giant ******* yellow duck suit for £300.

 

Alan Johnson needs the money then

 

I didn't watch but I saw something about that lad from The Hangover having to pretend he knew who Bianca from Eastenders was.

Usual brain rotting shi*e for the dribbling masses I assume?

 

And this is its fundamental flaw, even beyond being a singing contest with horrible singing. The big reveal is always going to be some shyte celebrity of the C minus list. It’s not going to be Angela Merkel or Beyonce. It’s Patsy flippin’ Palmer. Risible. Monkey tennis.

 

Spoiler

Thanks for the spoilers.

 

Thanks to the glory of Youtube...

 

I quite like it myself, the guy from hangover is funny, decent effort on the costumes.

 

It’s not Line of Duty. But by all means edit it out.

 

If you plan to watch this, you deserve it spoiled.

 

Jaw droppingly terrible. What was Alan Johnson thinking? I thought posties got a decent pension.

 

Up there with Len Goodman’s Partners in Rhyme (IMDB score 1.9)

 

Weird programme, great costumes and most of the performances were alright. I highly recommend checking out Rita Oras twitter.

 

Is that a euphemism?

 

If you look at her Twitter it could be meant two ways.