Terrorists Announce War On Plastic Bags

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by oxhey67, Jul 5, 2018.

  1. oxhey67

    oxhey67 Squad Player

    https://eandt.theiet.org/content/ar...the-wellbeing-of-humans-says-terrorist-group/

    It's all a bit odd for a group who rule by fear to say plastic bags are a threat to the wellbeing of humans but, you know, 'every little helps' as Tesco would have us believe.

    According to an announcement made on their own station Radio Andalus - a bit talky for my tastes but Simon Bates has resurrected his 'Our Tune' segment on his weekly slot so, you know, not all bad - Al Shabaab are cracking down on single use plastic bags.

    That they already ban foreign aid and humanitarian agencies it seems a bit odd they're worrying about their people's wellbeing due to plastic bags.
    After the 'Oxfam in Haiti' tour though, maybe they have a point.

    Whatever.

    Terrorists, eh? Can't live with 'em, can't go down Sainsbury's without a bag for life in your hand. Bastards.
     
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  2. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Everyone in England walks around with one of those orange on orange Sainsbury’s bags now.

    Like a precursor to the blue passport.
     

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