In the Dutch ‘Telegraaf’. It’s a pay site, but the spoiler says, The English Watford is interested in Sven van Beek, but first wants to rent the player to a ... https://www.telegraaf.nl/nieuws/2368571/feyenoord-wil-geen-transfers-meer Centre back, 23, 6ft 3 and most brilliantly born in Gouda.
I found a way to read the full article. Google translate is: "The English Watford is interested in Sven van Beek, but first wants to rent the player to an Italian club. The Feyenoord defender has no interest in such a deal and then much rather stays with Feyenoord. That also explains why Van Beek is discarding all the stories about a departure and a lucrative transfer at the moment." So we need a CB, this guy could fit the bill, yet rather than signing him so that he could fill a gap in our team we would instead loan him straight out to an Italian club, perhaps Udinese, likely to never see him again? Yeah, sounds this story sounds very plausible for us. Also brilliantly, he got in some fisticuffs with Berghuis last season: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/foot...rghuis-sven-van-beek-training-ground-bust-up/
Don't think we'll be able to find a better name at this late stage of the transfer window. It's a yes from me.
You cannot make that up. And you didn't. Fantastic. We should be turning this cheese thing into a small business. It could be a cottage industry.