stella scandal

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by fan, Nov 26, 2006.

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  1. fan

    fan slow toaster

    While lying in bed today and looking at the clock i noticed something very sinister about where stella artois is brewed. Knowing the scum make it, i may now need to switch to something else.
     
  2. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Eugh!

    Was always nasty anyway. Have you tried a nice real ale?
     
  3. Echo

    Echo Squad Player

    stella rocks!!!

    although I probably shouldn't drink it as get very drunk and make a t**t of myself every time:eek:

    dad's home brew put me off real ale for life:eek:
     
  4. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Noooooooo!

    There's such a variety and choice. Don't let a bad pint spoil it for you. Next time you're in the Wetherspoons it Waford order a pint of Spitfire or London Pride or better still one of their guest ales. If you get a nice barperson they might let you have a taster of a guest first.
     
  5. Echo

    Echo Squad Player

    I don't tend to go to the wetherspoons in watford, ones much closer in brighton!!!!

    I will try one just for you, dad's made me sick for days:eek:
     
  6. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    real ale

    have you tried v ale, thats what I'm saving my v cash for:)

    Directors is nearly always a tasty pint.
     
  7. firefly

    firefly Jay´s Jar of Nutella


    I saw one of those mocked up ads about stella. it went something like, Stella, makes you talk *****, then fall over. Reassuringly tw***ed
     
  8. Echo

    Echo Squad Player

    V ale, is it worth it;D

    I like senorita beater, what can I say I have no taste;)
     
  9. Echo

    Echo Squad Player

    oh yes, that's me!!!! as a few people on these boards will attest too:eek:
     
  10. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Nice one. Report back on what you think.
     
  11. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Problem with v ale is you get vp155ed

    Directors is good, bit heavy for an ale virgin maybe.
    Now a nice pint of Youngs Winter Warmer or Adnams Broadside mmmmmmmmmmmm Broadside arrrrggghhhh!!!:p
     
  12. Echo

    Echo Squad Player

    ale virgin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not going to finish that thought;)
     
  13. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    Have you ever tried a bottle of

    Russian Stout - wow, i do not think it has been sold for many a year now. In my old Courage local they sold it. There was a warning not to drink the sedement and to pour carefully. All i can remember is pouring the first one, how many and the taste is an untraceable memory.
     
  14. fan

    fan slow toaster

    i went to a beer festival a few weeks ago and had a fair few ales but stella still used to rock. I had a crazy ale i can't remember the name of but it tasted like rocket fuel. I set myself a mimium limit of 7% that day.
     
  15. Echo

    Echo Squad Player

    I like the sound of that 7%, i'd be in A&E by 8pm:eek:
     
  16. fan

    fan slow toaster

    the really terrible stuff was above 8.5% and it wasn't just the taste. They had names like skull jack and moon boy tom or something ridiculous.
     
  17. Echo

    Echo Squad Player

    8.5%, i'm a mess on less than 5%:eek:

    skull jack i can understand, it will kill you, but moon boy tom???

    what beer festival did you go to?
     
  18. fan

    fan slow toaster

    Moon boy tom wasn't the name, but it had a combination of all those words and something else. It was the closest i could come to the actual name.
     
  19. Echo

    Echo Squad Player

    drink too much to remember did you;)
     
  20. fan

    fan slow toaster

    of course. Cost me 20 quid and i was there from 5 till 12. after a while the drunk turned to ill back to a pleasent drunkness. Good times.
     
  21. Echo

    Echo Squad Player

    i'm too old for that, I go drunk, t**t,unconscious
     
  22. The Hornet

    The Hornet The Quiet Mod is Watching

    I banned myself from drinking Stella.

    I would get drunk on it and have a great time then my g/f at the time would say something to me that wasn't too bad and then we would have a major argument. Though thinking about I only argued with her and no one else......mmmmmm .......maybe I should start drinking it again.
     
  23. fan

    fan slow toaster

    would you get on your knees in the street afterwards and scream, 'stellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa' to the sky?
     
  24. The Hornet

    The Hornet The Quiet Mod is Watching

    Your not too old.

    When I get drunk, I get very happy, very chatty and sometimes pluck up the courage to chat up the ladies :)
     
  25. wfchornet2

    wfchornet2 The Prodigal mod

    Last time i went to cornwall i had a real ale called dogbite.. was very nice to eat but i sson found out why they called it dogbite.. within 30 minutes of drinking my 4th or 5th pint i had one almighty head ache and the next day i felt like i had been run over by a freight train!!
     
  26. wfchornet2

    wfchornet2 The Prodigal mod

    Why do you think its commonly known in this area as wife beater?
     
  27. fan

    fan slow toaster

    i thought when your wife gets dusty you hang her a window and beat her with a stella can.
     
  28. firefly

    firefly Jay´s Jar of Nutella

    it is pretty horrendous...... i get feisty (er) when i drink it too and it gets me a lot more drunk than other beer.....! :eek:
     
  29. jobr

    jobr Squad Player

    Stella should not be drunk due to Interbrews association with Pikeyville.


    Track down the hard to find Lowenbrau(sp) on draught.

    Or a nice pint of Double Diamond for our older viewers.
     
  30. Echo

    Echo Squad Player

    See first quote, i'm too old to go drunk, ill, back to pleasently drunk again, not too old to drink!!!!!


    Know that feeling, when i've been drinking stella I think I can take on any man and win:eek:
     
  31. firefly

    firefly Jay´s Jar of Nutella

    im sure you could, well, in intelligence stakes anyway!! ;)
     
  32. Echo

    Echo Squad Player


    ;D
     
  33. jobr

    jobr Squad Player

    Yes, but enough about your sex life, this is a family orientated club.
     
  34. firefly

    firefly Jay´s Jar of Nutella

    arrrghhh
     
  35. firefly

    firefly Jay´s Jar of Nutella

    see, now im digging a hole.... should have left it really shouldnt i?!?!?! ;)
     
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