Speeding "top" footballer

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by wfc4ever, Dec 31, 2018.

  1. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

  2. Moose

    Moose First Team

    Getting off too late for London Colney. Would have thought Chelsea is the next one around the M25.

    Total tw.unt and I hope he loses his licence. See if you look as flash arriving on the bus.
     
  3. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    ...or being chauffeured in by the driver they've hired to drive the same car.
     
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  4. Oscar calling

    Oscar calling Squad Player

    For 10% of his wages I'll chauffeur him about until he gets his licence back!
     
  5. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    The article says "top footballer".
    Phew.
     
  6. Bunny Larkin

    Bunny Larkin Academy Graduate

    I just hope Success has finally finished channeling his inner Balotelli.
     
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  7. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

    It says someone in his 30s - do we have any in that age bracket?

    The media have described some random non-league kid as a top footballer in the past.
     
  8. CaveManHornet

    CaveManHornet Reservist

    It makes me laugh when some of our players put up instagram stories of them recording their "music" whilst they're driving. Won't be long til one day they get pulled over and banned for texting and driving.
     
  9. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    One of our players has a car very similar car to that one.
     
  10. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    It wasn't a top footballer, it was Moog
     
  11. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    Daily Mail says Watford are a top club :eek:

    Says player in his 30’s from London.
    Won’t be Troy then.
     
  12. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

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  13. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    ?
     
  14. Moose

    Moose First Team

    I had thought of that. Job creation. I'm all for it.
     
  15. Moose

    Moose First Team

    We're not 'Little Old Watford' anymore you know. This is precisely the level of Premiership grade poncing about we should become used to.
     
  16. There's a rumour it was Mezut Ozil.
     
  17. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Keynesian multiplier effect in action.
     
  18. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    I think "top footballer" means "bang average" nowadays, doesn't it? I mean, it's no "top, top, top, top footballer".
     
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  19. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    I didn't know he had that much in him.
     
  20. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    Anyone caught driving a G Wagon in public should have the book thrown at them!
     
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  21. Siohmy

    Siohmy Reservist

    I see what you’re saying. We need ‘Arry to adjudicate just who qualifies.
     
  22. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

  23. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

  24. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

  25. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

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  26. Meister

    Meister Administrator Staff Member

  27. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

  28. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    What is a G Wagon please?
     
  29. Meister

    Meister Administrator Staff Member

  30. Meister

    Meister Administrator Staff Member

    What I mean is being chased by paparazzi which has been used as an excuse to reduce liability or contrary any charges of dangerous driving etc which could increase culpability.

    I would expect he'll plead guilty using an expensive lawyer to reduce the penalties.
     
  31. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

  32. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

  33. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    It certainly is!
    If I were as rich as Croesus I'm certain I wouldn't choose that monstrosity to drive.
    It looks like something Kenny Everett used in his sketches!
    Hideous.
     

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