You have been taken on as SPAD at Watford FC. Your role is to be the Dominic Cummings to the training staff. Apart from a big bus with some provocative message splashed over it, what would you do? Who would you consign to the reserves? What formation would you recommend? What staff/tactics would you sack/employ? Bearing in mind the ability of most footballers to learn new things, and the fact we are owned by Italy's answer to homebase.
A refund for those who travelled to Man Citeh and Wolves. Sports psychologists- get them in. If they are already employed, get better ones. Sack Giraldi. Not fit for purpose. Kabasele in for Dawson. Play Kiko as a winger, or not at all. Re-integrate Chalobah, he's our next captain. Play Hughes in the middle. An advanced playmaker, if you Will. Doucs needs to know he isn't a guaranteed starter. They all do. He and Capoue to sit deeper. Back to basics. Chalobah ready to come in if either **** up. Attack vs defence training sessions to increase morale of our attackers (lol). Recall Penaranda and Wilmot. Wilmot to be considered a serious option to start. Worst case scenario, we are still poor, but at least the lad will gain some experience. Tell Troy he will be fined for every stupid thing he says in interviews. Next season, push for a safe standing section in the Rookery. Don't ******* call me Dominic Cummings.
