Song For Teddy Perkins

What can we sing to welcome him to the club tomorrow to inspire him to single handedly spark our survival bid?

 

Round and round the garden, like a Teddy Perkins, one step, two step, ten year contract in the bank.

 

Who are ya, Who are ya, etc

 

Blue suede shoes? His grandfather Carl will have tears in his eyes.

 

Picnic time?

 

Writes itself...

 

You'll never play here again....

 

His name was Teddy,
He came from Burnley,
He came to join Watford FC,
Just to be loaned to VVV.

 

Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as
(Perklife)
And morning soup can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
(Perklife)
John's got brewer's droop he gets intimidated by the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of him
(Perklife)
Who's that gut lord marching, you should cut down on your Perklife mate, get some exercise
All the people
So many people
And hey all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their Perklife
Know what I mean?
I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen
(Perklife)
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about leaving the house
(Perklife)
I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
(Perklife)
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it
All the people
So many people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their Perklife
Perklife
(Perklife)
Perklife
(Perklife)
It's got nothing to do with Vorsprung durch technique, you know?
(Perklife)
(Perklife) and it's not about you joggers who go round and round and round (Perklife)
(Perklife)
All the people
So many people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their Perklife
All the people
So many people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their Perklife

Clap clap, clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap Teddy Perkins