[NOT HAPPENING] Islam Slimani

Reports in French press saying he wants out in January.

I wouldn't be surprised to see us selling Deeney ( WBA/Stoke/Newcastle) and Silva getting his way and Slimani coming to us.

Slimani s goal scoring record is excellent everywhere he's been but maybe needs to play in a team that suits his style .

 

What is his style ? Does our team suit it ?

 

his style?

the art of fighting without fighting

(it works better if you put on a racist bruce lee accent)

 

how come he hardly ever plays for leicester?

 

When I try that accent I can’t sync my lips to the words

 

Because they have got better I presume.

 

How come Cleverley hardly played before Everton last season before he joined us?

 

I'm talking about Slimani, mate.

 

He’s an absolute beast in the air, and decent at bringing others into play with his hold-up ability, based on the little I’ve seen him play.

If he’s coming, then it means Deeney is out.

I think a rotation between Gray and Slimani would be more effective than what we currently have.

Don’t think he suits the way Leicester play with Vardy and Okazaki, but I don’t know how well he’d suit what we try to do. Silva knows him well, and presumably knows how he’d like to fit him in, assuming we can get him well below the price Leicester paid.

 

Good info, thanks.

At least someone round here is ITK.

 

Never ******* heard of him.

 

He can't make the Leicester team, their fans don't rate him, he's already 29 so his value is only going to drop, underwhelmed!!

 

just googled him. He's algerian. ALGERIAN! And you'll never guess his first name. Islam!

The whole thing is an elaborate prank, to wind up all the right-wingers in the Upper Rous I reckon.

 

Has this **** not signed yet ?

 

Thick as pig **** aren't you.

 

this is correct. i know many leicester fans and not one of them think he is any good

 

...even the bloke at the Esso garage thinks he's ****

 

It’s alright they’ll still have Christian Kabasele.

 

You missed the question mark there m8.

 

which one of your sources told you that? I think I deserve to know.

 

Can't we just sign another Brazilian wonder kid we've never heard?

 

Oh Islam Slimani,
Plays for Watford,
In Silva's Sporting reject army

 

They are only our right wingers when we are attacking the Rookery end ............

 

Forgot to mention, signed him on FM a few years back and he was brilliant. Haven’t signed him on recent versions though, so somebody else will have to confirm his recent quality.

 

This gets better and better. Hopefully someone - anyone apart from ITKJim - will be along shortly to confirm his aceness on recent versions.

 

Not many players better in the air than this lad. He has only played 4 games this season and has still scored more than Deeney and Gray combined.

 

Just goes to show how stupid they are as he has a very decent scoring and assist rate for Leicester , he just doesnt suit their style which is why he doesnt get a game.

He s scored 12 goals in 1954 minutes of football which is a goal every 162 minutes.

 

Straight swap with Deeney and we can throw in Gray as a freebie.

 

More rumblings on this one

http://sportwitness.co.uk/watfords-marco-silva-already-expressed-interest-potential-january-signing/

 

Good first signing for Everton.

 

2nd, after Richarlison

 

I'll be wishing him a Merry Christmas and eating a bacon sandwich and I don't care whether that offends the PC brigade!

 

Football was much slower and less tactical back then, so there were more goals.

 

The Algerian Gareth Bale. It's a yes from me.

 

Pretty impressive hes still playing at the top level almost 65 years later.