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Miles Jacobson is also a fan.

 

If missing these ****s isnt the perfect advert for leaving before half time then I dont know what is.

 

I hope Kelso never gets caught short when visiting, just got an image of him scooting him arse along the floor like dog afterwards!

 

My sink is in reaching distance of the sink so I moisten a bit of normal toilet paper to ensure the same cleansing as a wet wipe but no danger to the drains. Be careful not to get it too wet though otherwise you'll find yourself knuckle deep in your arse hole.

 

Trans: "Gardener"

 

Who?

 

No, no - this one was definitely female.

 

yo moma

 

I don't speak jive.

 

Yeah, Bradley Walsh is a terrible example, specifically does not follow the mighty 'orns despite growing up in the town itself. Splitter. I enjoy 'The Chase' though.

 

So is moog

 

Ah ok, my mistake. Steve Finn then. Pretty sure I’m on safe ground with that one.

 

He's a director at the company that created Championship Manager (and now Football Manager). Hence why most of the screenshots for the games always have Watford - check out the app store to see!

Even pre-pozzo we'd always be the team in the screenshots advertising the game.

 

I do wish we wouldn't advertise sh1t.

It embarrasses me that WFC are party to flogging tat and gambling to innocent people.

Now we have adverts even on the sleeves of the shirt.

Disgusting really. I suppose soon, it'll be covered with adverts like in South America.

 

I don’t watch X factor because of its 5hItness and had never heard of Rak-su until Tuesday night but i’ll Be watching tonight cheering them on because of their connection with Watford. I realise the only real winner each year is the greedy **** that is Simon Cowell but I’m going to pretend I know nothing about how the music industry works.
Come on Rak-su!

 

Is it Everton who have ‘Angry Birds’ advertised in their sleeves? Looks tacky as hell. Do they even need to advertise anyway? Surely anybody who was interested downloaded it ages ago.

As for these lot off of the X factor, the only bits I watch are via osmosis while the Mrs watches it, however I do believe they actually write their own songs. This is in contrast to the the usual tripe that show serves up, of bland idiots covering other people’s music but doing far worse job than the original artist, which never made a lot of sense to me.

 

Two sinks?

Do you live in an airport like Tom Hanks in the film?

 

So a win

 

Although I don’t recall Hanks getting knuckle deep.

Maybe in the Director’s Cut.


An oddly scatological day on the forum.

 

That's a better line than our back 4 usually have. Sign them up.

 

Ghastly little proles - making one's toilet in the kitchen (in front of the servants too I imagine)!! Classier people utilise the basins in their khazis.

 

ha my apologies, I meant my sink is in reaching distance of my *******.

 

I genuinely don't know anyone who has watched the X Factor in the last five years.

Do we really need to promote ourselves to the 3 million people who still actually watch this absolute ****?

 

The woman to my right watches it apparently and filmed all of Ratty from Toad of Toad Hall's 'performance' on the pitch.
However she has already stated that her 8 year old son will play for Watford and is madder than Mad Jack Mc Mad,winner of last year's Mr Mad contest!

 

Liked for the reference to Mad Jack Mc Mad,winner of last year's Mr Mad contest

 

Another famous Watford fan.

Elon Musk after hearing about Watford's win yesterday.

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all u can

11:18 pm - 3 Aug 2019

 

Is this how Meister tests the swear filter?

 

I bet you'll never guess what "Rak-su" stands for..

 

Like **** it is

 

Is it soaked in your 3am piss, delivered with a bleary eye and through a semi?

 

I do this

And this

 

I've been on it. Bradley grew up in Abbots.

 

Shaving Ryan's Privates (in the sink).

 

Isn't it something to do with a garbled pronunciation of 'tracksuit?'

 

Yeah.. sort of. Apparently it's a shortening of "Tracks vs suits" i.e. "music and fun vs. adult life" (from Wiki)