[NOT HAPPENING] Sheyi Ojo

In the spirit of completeness only a rumour from clubcall, yes them, claiming we have joined the race for Sheyi Ojo, Liverpool winger who was on loan to Fulham last year.

It seems fundamentally wrong that when a player needs to move on that the selling club simply organised a ‘race’ for his signature and presumably he has to sign with the fastest one.

https://www.clubcall.com/premier-league/watford/2018/08/06/hornets-join-race-for-reds-winger/

 

Someone seems to have a good eye for this player.

 

Ojo it's Selwyn Froggitt

 

Wingers are like RFBs. More valuable than Gold bullion.

 

"There is also interest from West Brom with some reports claiming the Baggies are in the box seat to do a deal"

Will their new mascot, Boiler Man, impress him enough with his heated pleadings - or will their hopes plumb-et when he signs for us?

 

I'm sure he would prefer to play in the primula league with us.

 

We already have Lukebakio in the useless winger role.

Oh, he plays for Liverpool. Well, not plays but is paid by them.

Sign him up, he must be ******* amazing.

 

Worth a cheeky bid, don't you think?

 

Nissan’s new contemporary micro SUV?

 

Oh, and

Too Sheyi Shy, hush hush eyi eyi

 

On the love train?

 

‘Ojo was a man who thought he was a woman’ if we are quoting from the classics. No barrier these days thankfully.

 

Get back Loretta!

 

Backstabber who Used ta be my girl.

 

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