Shameless Shatters Shag In Vic's Shadow Shock!

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Sep 27, 2020.

  1. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12778383/scoring-dogging-spot-watford-fc-stadium/

    As well you might imagine, yer Shatter, being a primitive creature, will happily perform all bodily functions in public without the slightest modicum of shame or embarrassment. If two happen to stumble into each other in the street, they'll happily rut.

    Unfortunately it seems that in search of glamour and bright lights, some of them have been finding their way over to Vicarage Road.

    If anyone does happen to spot any awestruck Lutonians stumbling around Occupation Road bizarrely dressed in clothes they found in a charity bag and trying to suck orf the locals, then please throw buckets of freezing water over them until the secure transport arrives to take them back over the border.
     
  2. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    I’m more surprised at you reading The Sun than the story itself.
     
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  3. Diamond

    Diamond Squad Player

    Christ you'd think they could get an up to date photo.
     
  4. hornmeister

    hornmeister Administrator Staff Member

    Is Viz still a thing or did it morph into the sun?
     
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  5. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    Probably related.
     
  6. zztop

    zztop Eurovision Winner 2015

    Now we know why this forum goes a bit quiet after 9.30 on a Sunday night!
     

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