Would rather do the scum than Brentford. But happy to wait a while and see if anyone else wants to do it as it is a plum preview...
@Steve Leo Beleck would you mind doing Luton ? That way all remaining fixtures are done and dusted. Cheers amigo.
I will do Luton but would be good if someone else could pick up Brentford. If no takers, I can do that too.
So something a little special for the Norwich game. I’m going to put some questions to their owners Delia and Michael. I think 10. I’m open to sensible suggestions or I’ll pick my own
I have permission officially to speak to Norwich’s owners best questions win. Please be respectful. They are yellows like us
How did they identify Farke as the right man for the job? Did they ever feel pressure from the fans over their approach that put long term stability over a better shot at Premier League survival last time they were up?
Would they happy to become a yo-yo club if that safeguards the club and it's finances ? Is there any consideration being given to modernizing Carrow Road ? Given Brexit what is their likely transfer strategy going to be ? Buy from South America or Africa or try to continue picking up young British players down in the pyramid ?
How long have they been in charge for? Tbf they had one season last season when they were out of their depth, but if they go up this season as expected you'd think they'd be in a much better place to give survival a real go. Us (or indeed Bournemouth) might face a year of treading water if we go up
If you were not to splash the cash how would morale be affected if you went down again, does it make Norwich an attractive club for players?
Apart from the financial aspects, what do they enjoy more, their time in the EFL or their time in the EPL?
Given that u r almost guaranteed promotion, how much £££ would u want to throw your game against Watford in the run in? If hard cash is a bit too Harry Rednapp for u, who is the worst player from our squad u would take on loan for next season in exchange for the 3 points we need from u canary-assed mofos?
Have you ever considered changing from green shorts, to a colour, randomly for argument sake, say red or black?
Or more sensibly - Do you get tired of, or indeed even recognise, feeling patronised when you've been in the premier league for being plucky/having a go/yo-yo clubs?