Pre-Season Injuries - Starting As We Mean To Go On

We are either the unluckiest football club in the entire football freternity when it comes to injuries, or there is something VERY wrong with our medical department or could it possibly be our training methods?

 

Lower level. You can hobble around a pitch as part of your recovery plan in div 3.

 

I think things are lost in translation

Chalobah isn't injured he's training with the team according to this weeks Instagram photos, he could be in pre season catch up mode

 

I expect they'll still look to bring in cover once the loan window opens. Hope they don't come for Pereyra!

 

That's not quite right though, as Chalobah would end up in the 'This is Abdoulaye Doucoure' category, even though we will never see him again.

 

OMG, why has no-one thought of or discussed this at painful length before?

 

The Pozzo’s model is to sign unknown medical students on the cheap in the hope that they turn out to be the next Florence Nightingale

 

Have they not Well it's about we did then, especially as we still have several players on the injury list from LAST SEASON.

 

He's fit again apparently. Pep's special vitamin injections done the job again it seems.

 

Mind you, Troy has recovered from a broken foot in a week.

Presumably, Gerard has a nasty case of bubonic plague.

 

Is Britos still a thing? Does he exist as a footballer, or did we disappear/ship him out over the summer?