Poll. Troy's Condition New Season

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Sahorn, Jun 17, 2017.

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Troy's pre-season Condition Poll

  1. Tub of Lard

    21.6%
  2. Slightly porky but slimming

    42.6%
  3. Slim, svelte, toned and fast

    35.8%
  1. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    When has Troy ever worn a collar and tie?
     
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  2. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    In court.
     
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  3. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Buddha isn't a God you fool.
     
  4. Oscar calling

    Oscar calling Squad Player

    When his wife's got him on a leash!
     
  5. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Also that's not Buddha, it's Budai.
     
  6. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    The Welsh version?
     
  7. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    [​IMG]
     
  8. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    I can't believe it's not Buddha.
     
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  9. With A Smile

    With A Smile First Team

    going by the picture on twitter his only half the man he use to be
     

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  10. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Still looks fat af imo.

    I'll judge it on whether he scores or not against Liverpool
     
  11. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    I've heard of the Dai Lama, who's the welsh Dalai Lama, but not heard of a welsh Buddha.
     
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  12. PowerJugs

    PowerJugs Doyley Fanatic

    He looks trimmed down in the Video earlier.
     
  13. Oscar calling

    Oscar calling Squad Player

    Optical illusion.
     
  14. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    It seems Troy has now lost too much weight this pre season and will get knocked over by the first breeze let alone centre back .

    When will Troy find his Goldilocks weight !
     
  15. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    3 bowls of porridge on standby
     
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  16. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    It worked!

    All the burger banter last season and this thread have shamed Troy to redemption.

    This season another 20 goals and the 'Toy Troy' chapter in his upcoming book, Troy Story. :cool:
     
  17. Nnnn

    Nnnn First Team

  18. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    We would sell if we had more strikers I reckon or HG players.
     
  19. BusheyOrn

    BusheyOrn Reservist

    Troy has never been this bad!
    Man United's Henrikh Mkhitaryan
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  20. Oscar calling

    Oscar calling Squad Player

    Looks like he will be going on maternity leave in January!
     
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  21. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

    He's gone all Ricky Hatton
     
  22. Nnnn

    Nnnn First Team

    If Mkhitaryan got on my tube train I would offer him my seat.
     
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  23. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    If Mkhitaryan got on my tube train I'd offer him my seat and the one next to it.
     
  24. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    If Mikhitaryan got on my tube train I'd offer to go to a 24 hour store and buy him some dill pickles , spam and marmite at 3am
     
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