[SOLD] Pervis Estupinan

Can someone tell me what a COG is so I can figure out if I am one or not?

 

Chokes on @GoingDown I think.

 

It’s someone who is drunk at the end of the night in O’Neill’s and confused about which Dexy’s Midnight Runners song is playing.

‘Come on Gino’

 

Come on Gino
Come on Gino
In this moment
We have bad feeling

 

Hopefully.

 

FFS. Cult Of Gino. I forget who said it first. Maybe Nath.

 

You guys seriously need to work on your marketing.

 

I was hoping it was going to be a mystery in the style of Lost. Never resolved and ultimately irrelevant and stupid.

 

So people still think he was in the last year of his contract despite us not mentioning that in the press release?

We included every other excuse we could think of as to why it was a 'good' deal and threw that in the release but failed to mention that?

Even normal clubs that don't release bitter propaganda when a player leaves the club say that if the player was in the last year of their contract.

 

He was signed in 2016 and assuming he never signed a new one and we only offer 5 year contracts tops.... He'd be out of of contract in 2021.

 

I imagine it will be towards the end of the transfer window when a lot of business is done unfortunately . I’m not sure I’ll need to give you a shout as no doubt you will know about it when we sign players .

 

Got to admit, bedwetters is much better. Come on Bully Boys let's get our branding up a gear.

 

Played the full 90 mins in a 4-0 defeat to a Barcelona team in disarray last night - came up against Messi who is crap too.

Lucky escape. Bet they wish they’d bought King Ken instead who would’ve pocketed the little Argentinian.

 

Deeney was playing up front for Barca as well and scored a couple of goals.

 

Decent of Villarreal to take Alcacer off at HT time though to maintain his fitness for his return to us.

 

No, no, no. It's still the end of the world because we sold Pervis. You can't re-write history just because it turns out it isn't.

 

Happy clappers - "you bedwetters can't make judgements based on a few games!"

Happy clappers - make judgements based on one game.

 

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I watched the game as I had nothing better to do.

Pervis put in some utterly ***** crosses the sight of which would have made Ken sick, but I thought he defended pretty well for the most part and only 10% of their attacks went down his flank.

Their other wing back is going to have absolute nightmares though so we should be careful of his Ngakia. If they did bid though he is in the last year of his contract so a £3m loan fee would have to be considered great business.

 

Liked

 

Could be leaving Villarreal this Summer. Maybe we'll make a cheeky bid

 

Best left back in La Liga so presumably joining Barca or Madrid ?

 

I assume Villareal were expecting a big bid for Pedraza last summer and it didn't happen? It seems daft that they have ended up 3 starting quality right backs.

Pervis is on a 7 year contract so i guess they will try cash in on Pedraza?

 

Getting the band back together? *

*Said band consisting of an Ecuadorian, a Brazilian or two, a Colombian or two, a Chilean and maybe an Argie, none of whom have actually been in the same room as each other

 

Is Unai Emery the Gareth Southgate of La Liga (but with left backs lol)

 

We'd have got a record low points tally this season just ended had we stayed up and relied on this chump and his equally shyt mate.

And to think we thought our dim owners had a masterplan for the future. When will us saps learn?

 

When will we saps learn. If you can't work out the correct pronoun, just take out the noun and see if it works, eg: "when will us learn" is obviously wrong.

 

What? Its obviously right.

 

But if we buy him back we’ll make a killing from the sell on fee Villarreal will have to pay us, maybe Gino has found another cash cow like the loan fees.

 

And some coaching credentials