[NOT HAPPENING] Pedro Porro

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by The Recluse, Jul 25, 2019.

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  1. The Recluse

    The Recluse Reservist

  2. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    You can never have too many Spanish right-backs.

    I expect this to be confirmed imminently.
     
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  3. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    I heard he is great at cutting inside! And that he wears a mask when celebrates a goal.
     
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  4. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    We will have a brand new squad of Under 23s!
     
  5. NorwegianOrn

    NorwegianOrn Academy Graduate

    This could happen tomorrow.
     
  6. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    You don’t want to meet him at the fan’s open day. He has a tendency to slice out the letter ‘P’ in your replica shirt with his sword.
     
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  7. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    Exactly what we need. Buzzing for this one.
     
  8. carboy98

    carboy98 Reservist

    Get this one in, then slam the window shut imo
     
  9. reids

    reids First Team

    If he were any good, surely City would swoop in and mystically sign him since they also own Girona?
     
  10. The Recluse

    The Recluse Reservist

    Nah, we'll offer him a 6 year deal and a certain pathway to the first team via 14 loan transfers.
     
  11. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    They can't even keep their youth players.
     
  12. Looked up Porro on google translate.
    "Joint"
     
  13. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Well Juventus have been sniffing around, plus teams from Spain. Seems highly rated.
     
  14. magic

    magic Statto & Vordamen's lovechild

    He would be our record sigming at right back - he would definitely be for the first team.
     
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  15. reids

    reids First Team

    Fair enough!
     
  16. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Great another “neat ‘N’ tidy” failed winger who converted to full back.

    Not good enough to beat players and cross , but also can’t defend.

    Welcome to Watford Pedro .

    I eagerly await you standing off average wingers so they can have all the time to cross into the box .
     
  17. Last minute unheard of out of the blue player.

    Classic Pozzo move.

    Done deal.
     
  18. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Fits the Porro model.
     
  19. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    People posted exactly the same after the Navarro masterstroke.
     
  20. EB Hornet

    EB Hornet Reservist

    I know where you’re coming from, and possibly a slightly tongue in cheek comment, but didn’t Wan Bisaka start as a winger?
     
  21. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    And the great Wilf Rostron.
     
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  22. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    People posted exactly the same after the Navarro masterstroke.
     
  23. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Joining Man City and being sent immediately on loan to Valladolid.
     
  24. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Good, means we can continue to plot our raid on Valladolid.
     
  25. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    sounds like a donkey
     
  26. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    No porro, no pedro
     
  27. The Recluse

    The Recluse Reservist

     
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  28. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Sounds made up
     
  29. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I know but he's definitely real.
     
  30. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Bit like our transfer business.
     
  31. reids

    reids First Team

    I forgot to say that I'm psychic. Sorry lads but we're not signing anyone today.
     
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  32. sdc_watford

    sdc_watford First Year Pro

    Just signed for Man City.
     
  33. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    And loaned to Real Valladolid.
     
  34. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Gone to Man City.
     
  35. Abso

    Abso First Year Pro

    Sounds like a studio gibli title
     
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