Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Mar 6, 2020.
I did try not to cough on you.
It's the thought that counts.
There was a flash game called mens toilet etiquette where there were 3 urinals and a variety of situations where you had to decide which one to stand at, (yes, you had to be very bored to play it). There's definitely a market for a self checkout covid 19 version.
B'wood's Lidl was pretty well stocked and the vast majority of the clientel were in very good humour with lots of gags about whether we were measuring in metric "...2m..." or imperial "...6 feet...".
Local Budgens had stock of everything and no queues in sight, only 2 people in the whole shop.
I did try to sneak up and cough on them but they were masters at avoiding me.