So here we are my local game. And it finds the top flights' two yellow teams in 19th and 20th places and probable favourites for relegation. The canaries have picked up just 7 points in 11 games. Delia seemingly didn't want to listen to my advice preseason when I told her that the way to stay in this division in your first season was not to outscore your opponents every game in a gung ho, top of the championship way, but rather to play for draws and scrape the odd win, and indeed their free flowing football playing looks like it has been found out. They have scored 11 but have conceded an eye watering 26 goals so far. Leaving them with almost as bad a goal difference as us at -15 So far then they opened the season losing 2-0 to West Ham and then 2-3 at home to Chelsea before thrashing Newcastle 3-1. Liverpool beat them 4-1, followed by 2-0 losses away to Palace and Burnley. Then just as the premier league is prone to throw up we have the exception that proves the rule Delia don't we? The 3-2 home win against City. Some achievement, some achievement indeed. Since then they have been soundly beaten at home by Utd and Villa with a goalless draw away to the south coast divers inbetween the two. And they come to us following a 2-0 loss at Brighton. On the face of it there are some patterns to this. They seem to like to lose 2-0, with most of the bigger teams scoring plenty and they get a consolation. Their form is therefore poor. LLDLL. They average 1 goal a match and concede 2.36 Saying that they are much more likely to score at home 2 per game as opposed to 0.17 away. But they also concede more at home 2.8 as opposed 2 away. Our form against them isn't great. The last time we met they beat us 4-2, if I remember correctly that was under a Mr Flores. A game where Jurado did his impression of a right angle, get ball, neatly turn 90 degrees, neatly pass for most of it. Despite our defensive play we have not kept a clean sheet in any away games this season. In terms of goalscorers only Pukki is of note with 6 goals. Prediction then: We wont keep a clean sheet. Stats say they will probably score 2 goals. 2-0 (Pukki 34, 82) We will also almost certainly get another long term injury. Sorry I am not being more upbeat, if we are going to kickstart our season, you'd hope this would be a game we could win, but like most supporters Im not feeling optimistic anymore. Hell even the happy lot on that podcast thing, the one where they mispronounce all the players names, don't seem to think we are going to win or score any time soon Apart from Delia my friend Ben supports Norwich as does Stan. Stan looks like a Hagrid so should be easy to spot, say hi if you see him, he strangles ducks for a living, thousands of them everyday.