New Year Honours List

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by hornetgags, Dec 29, 2018.

  1. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    So Harry Kane gets an MBE...for what exactly? Services to people who speak like they have cabbage for a brain?

    Southgate's gets an OBE for services to waist jackets.

    John Redwood gets a knighthood for services to 'will you please now vote my Brexit deal?'

    I can let the first 2 go...but Redwood....jeez that stinks to high heaven.
     
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  2. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    For services to doing your job.

    In the case of entertainers, generally pretty well.

    In the case of politicians, generally pretty mediocrely.

    A small quota of minor gongs for the worthy.
     
  3. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Disgracefully, my doormat is still light of a letter from her Maj confirming my KBE.
     
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  4. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Robbie Savage, too, feels uncomfortable with the Honours System.

    Why should a professional sportsman get an honour for doing something they enjoy?

    It’s like their hobby.
     
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  5. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Doesn’t Moor Park Richard have ‘some letters after his name’?
     
  6. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Reservist

    Honours inflation: gongs for losing a semi-final.
     
  7. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Reservist

    The whole thing is a farce and should be scrapped. Go and bow before some old silver spooned witch in the footsteps of colonial butchers.
     
  8. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    To be fair, it wasn't an Olympic year and no one watches F1.
     
  9. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    Sixty years to honour someone who saved a life, possibly more at Munich and then dish them out like sweeties to heaven knows who.
    Michael Palin apart.
     
  10. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Coruscating!

    Makes Moose look like Mogg.
     
  11. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Idle’s book hugely disappointing.

    Comes across as a shallow name dropper.
     
  12. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    Eric?
    Too long in America perhaps?
     
  13. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Was sentenced to many years at an appalling orphanage boarding school in Wolverhampton which I fancy left deep scars.

    Comes across as needy, not that funny & easily dislikeable.

    And that’s Idle’s side of the story!

    A bit of a Roger Waters feel to him.

    Palin isn’t too discreet about avoiding him at all costs.
     
  14. PotGuy

    PotGuy Forum Fetishist

    The honours system is such an outdated, obnoxious, antiquated load of b ollocks.

    Strip all current 'honours' and abolish the whole thing

    And the monarchy while we are at it
     
  15. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Apparently Ariana Grande turned down an honorary damehood in this round. Says it all.
     

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