Need some help with spammers

Discussion in 'This Site' started by Defunct, Sep 15, 2011.

  1. Defunct

    Defunct First Team

    We seem to be under attack at the moment from the spammers. Activity has increased tenfold over the past 2 days. This won't affect the forum as we have to manually give the OK to every registration before letting them through, but it is becoming a pain to go through so many.

    What we have in place is something called "human verification", which is basically a question that we ask to catch out the automatic spam things that register on forums. One of our questions might be, "what colour is the sky?". Unfortunately many of these spam bots are ridiculously clever and can answer questions like these.

    So my request is to come up with questions that a robot will never be able to answer, yet a human would. Remember that not everyone who wants to join supports Watford, so questions about academy players and ex managers are out. The best one gets a billion 'orns.
     
  2. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse First Team Captain

    What are the last four letters on the second row on a computer keyboard?
     
  3. fuzzy73

    fuzzy73 Squad Player

    What brand of beer was Quint drinking on board the Orca in Jaws
     
  4. DrewH

    DrewH Administrator Staff Member

    How many goals has Lloyd Doyley scored so far in his career?
     
  5. wfcmatt

    wfcmatt First Year Pro

    Would it be possible to have a picture of something simple appear, and then the question is what is it a picture of?
     
  6. Smithy

    Smithy Moderator Staff Member

    This.

    Or some kind of capcha?
     
  7. TheDon

    TheDon First Team

    What's your favourite pie?
     
  8. AshdonWFC

    AshdonWFC Prediction League Champion 2011/12

    Name the 2nd, 4th and 5th days of the week? (assuming Monday is the 1st day).
     
  9. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    What was the name of Batman's sidekick? - Robin
    What do fat dogs do? - Fart
    What colour is a london taxi? - Black
    What item of cutlery is most efficient for eating soup? - Spoon
     
  10. afanof

    afanof First Team

    When you and a partner enter a 3-legged race, how many actual legs do you have between you?
     
  11. Defunct

    Defunct First Team

    Different keyboard layouts in different countries

    Easy is better

    Non WFC fans won't know this

    Unfortunately not

    Dunno??

    If you have to assume something then they WILL get the question wrong.


    It's tough isn't it?
     
  12. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse First Team Captain

    How many cards in a standard pack?
     
  13. gazzah100

    gazzah100 Reservist

    52 but 54 if you include jokers
     
  14. DrewH

    DrewH Administrator Staff Member

    How many teams are there in the Premiership?
     
  15. Defunct

    Defunct First Team

    No idea, really??
     
  16. StuBoy

    StuBoy Forum Cad and Bounder

    Name the missing country in the UK. Northern Ireland, Wales, Scotland and......
     
  17. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    What colour road did Dorothy travel on to get to the Wizard of Oz.

    What did you need to get inside Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory.

    How many Dwarves did Sleeping Beauty have.
     
  18. scummybear

    scummybear Reservist

    Odd one out: Winston Churchill, David Cameron, Abraham Lincoln, Tony Blair?
     
  19. Defunct

    Defunct First Team

    Too easy for these bots.

    Again too easy.

    All way too easy.

    I'm sure there are some out there who would seriously struggle with that! Plus the answer really shouldn't be part of the question, these programs are very clever.
     
  20. poleman

    poleman Reservist

    rearrange the letters of the football club this forum is associated with into alphabetical order?

    A bit of thinking involved...
     
  21. simms

    simms vBookie

    What is 7+(2x0)?
     
  22. simms

    simms vBookie

    State the opposite to the word ....

    Then you could do, professional, or remember or something like that.
     
  23. afanof

    afanof First Team

    What about mine?
     
  24. inayellowshirt

    inayellowshirt From the other place

    Could spelling the question in text speak or short hand confuse the bots? I guess they search for the answer on google or something, so you could make life harder that way.

    Glad it not just GH that gets a hammering from the spammers
     
  25. inayellowshirt

    inayellowshirt From the other place

    thats a good one
     
  26. Defunct

    Defunct First Team

    I think it would confuse some people, but it got me thinking about a question asking how many legs would 3 horses and a footballer have, or how many wheels on a reliant robin?

    Hornmeister's cutlery question is the best so far.

    We've had loads of spammers register today, so I've dumped every question and have just got 2 sitting new ones sitting there right now. If spammers get through then I'll have to revise them for questions from this thread.
     
  27. fan

    fan slow toaster

    What is the capital of London?
     
  28. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    What position is Lloydinho?
     
  29. simms

    simms vBookie

    What do the wheels on the bus do?

    Or use a captcha.
     
  30. Defunct

    Defunct First Team

    Captcha can be bypassed now as the bots are to clever. If I ever meet a spammer I'll...
     
  31. simms

    simms vBookie

    Use a dual captcha, and a security question.
     
  32. poleman

    poleman Reservist

    Are they definite robotic spammers or are our friends from up the M1 trying to get revenge for invading their forum?
     
  33. simms

    simms vBookie

    What's the difference?:whoosh:
     
  34. Defunct

    Defunct First Team

    Bots, 100%.
     
  35. TheDon

    TheDon First Team

    Yeah, suppose the bots are more more intelligent
     

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