Younès Kaboul

He's just someone we've imagined isn't he?

 

Clearly when Younis said he desperately wanted to be closer to London, no-one thought to ask him whether he fancied playing a bit of football every now and again.

 

This is a big shock as someone ITK told me he was “quite clearly coming back” on the forum a week ago.

 

Kaboul is coming back on the forum? What's his username?

 

Moog. One of his finest creations, along with Clive and ITWJim

 

"Busted flush"

 

Judging by the squad announcement, it looks like his number's been retired as a mark of respect

 

He never actually existed.
It was all a dream.

 

Thought this was going to be a contract renewal.

 

More likely to see Keyser S*ze on the squad list than Younes Kaboul.

 

What a waste of money. Permanently injured and nothing special back in the days he was capable of trotting out 20 minutes every few months.

When does his contract expire?

 

2036. Was given an 18 year extension a few months ago.

 

I believe Younes IS Keyser S*ze.
Oops sorry forgot the spoiler alert.

 

Where has the squad been announced? Thought they didn't have to submit a final list until the European window closes

Edit: I see the observer put something out earlier suggesting he'd been left out, but that's been deleted

 

It's just a list of squad numbers published by the Premier League. They're not the final 25 man squads.

 

Phew. I was worried there'd be some KnickerWetting (sponsored by 424) for a minute.

 

Should be taken out the back into the allotments and shot through the head. Awful signing on probably high wages.

 

Wouldn’t a Dignitas style injection in the hospital be more humane, more ‘Watford’?

 

Thats not the Pozzo way.

 

Trouble is, you'd probably have to carry him all the way there.

 

He's on his way out the club according to Javi

 

Fit now according to Javi. I'm sure prospective buyers will fall for that sales pitch.

"Cor yeah mate, he's never been fitter. A prime physical specimen. Raring to go. Yours for £3m".

 

It's a bit odd really. I'd have taken Kaboul over Britos all day long, and we've also seemingly decided to go with a 24 man squad.

 

Going to print in the European classifieds as we speak:

A no expense spared project which has been lovingly restored over a number of years. Hasn’t been rushed into service and has played minimal football in the last few seasons. Will give the right buyer many years of reliable service. One recent careful owner, FSH. £1.5M o.n.o. Would consider a swap deal that fits our model.

Failing that, Gino will have to bung him in to the We Buy Any Player website for a quick sale.

 

We can't sign free agents until the window reopens

 

What about if we sign them on loan?

 

You forgot the very important "sold as seen".

 

I'm fairly certain this isn't actually true. I'm sure free agents can be signed at any time, we would just have to register him for the Premier League before the final date for that.

 

According to some bobbins website which has Kaboul on 30k per week, we've paid £1.5 million into this guy's bank account since he wandered off against Liverpool in 1st game of last season. And now apparently fit he is not considered valid for the squad despite us having apparently rehabilitated him. What a shambles.

 

One careful owner from Sunderland.

Lots of money spent , now needs loving restoration from the right owner .

Will happily deliver .

MOT required.

https://goo.gl/images/cw7BLo

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/transfer-deadline-day-can-free-13044460

 

That article says what Nath said.

 

"Again, it's a no for Premier League clubs.

They won't be able to sign out-of-contract players until January."