Motty vs the rest

Discussion in 'General Football & Other Sport' started by TripleH, Aug 14, 2018.

  1. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Harpenden?
     
  2. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Cruddley,sorry Cuffley!
    One member at an AGM suggested only people with an EN6 postcode should be allowed to join.
    She withdrew the proposal when she was reminded that her best friend lived in, horror of horrors EN7 (Goffs Oak)!
    Harpenden has some oddments but it is a haven of common sense compared to the village idiots of Cuffley.
     
  3. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Was he the guy that insisted on topless committe meetings ?
     
  4. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Far too imaginative for that little imbecile!
     
  5. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Most pundits are completely clueless. They utter meaningless statistics ad nauseaum, often know little about overseas players and are often blinded by prejudices relating to former clubs.

    A great commentator is Barry Davies. The level and skill of BBC commentating in my opinion has declined considerably over the years.

     
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  6. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Not ours. Best in the league mate.
     
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  7. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

  8. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    He is a bit of a lech,as mentioned previously.
    However having just sat through a safeguarding meeting with the Anodyne Alan from the LTA* and squirmed when my fellow coach said "what's wrong with saying 'coloured'?" I can confirm he's not alone.
    The membership secretary then asked "what do we do if we have a kidnapping?",forgetting clearly that this is EN11, not Beirut.
    * It appears the federation employ numerous people with zero personality.
     
  9. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

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  10. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Doesn’t it depend rather on who has been kidnapped?
     
  11. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    Or the decline in your mental powers. I can reel off the names of the players in the Cup Final teams from 1959 to 1970 but couldn't tell you Watford's fixtures and results since Christmas.
     
  12. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    The most loathsome is Alan Green. Self-important and always complaining about minor inconveniences he's experiencing at the grounds he's working at
     
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  13. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    He is repulsive you're quite right.
    Reminds me of a Vogon,only not as attractive!
     
  14. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Is he still going?

    Or quit/decides when he can be bothered to turn up.

    Seemed to the be the only commentator allowed to forgo the World Cup in Russia for safety reasons.
     
  15. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

  16. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Without looking give us 1968
     
  17. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    If she was kidnapped she would be returned asap,like that Bette Midler film!
     
  18. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Our safety?
     
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  19. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    My mental powers have all been used up today getting Firmino injured and Mané even worse than the rest of the Liverpool team and my mind has gone blank on 1968. My excuse is that that year I had a girlfriend with absolutely no interest in football and was spending more time on other things. But maybe also more mental deterioration since I last did this. Was it West Brom v Everton?

    So I've failed to validate half of my boast, but still assert that I've forgotten most of what's happened this year.

    One earlier line-up that I remember. Baynham; McNally, Hawkes; ?, Owen, Pacey; Bingham, Morton, Turner, Cummins, Gregory
     
  20. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    He certainly has a reputation for being a drunken old letcher and not a very nice person generally - he believes his own hype too much.
     
  21. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    It was - first full game of football I ever watched, aged 4 having got a bit bored during Celtic / Inter Milan the previous season. Jeff Astle scored in extra time, becoming, I think, the first person to score in every round...
     
  22. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Can we put you on the Match Preview rota?

    Since Clive's tour de force, I sense a forum clammering for this 50 Shades of (Andre) Gray stuff.
     
  23. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    V similar over here.

    I remember getting bored & managing to clamber all round the sitting room without touching the floor.

    A low ebb between my Vic Rd debut (that Feb) & the moon landing.
     
  24. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    Sorry, my limited remaining brainpower is already fully booked, what with Brexit and trying to remember what day of the week it is.
     
  25. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    United Away is on March 30.

    Brexit will be all done & dusted by then.
     
  26. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    Shame on you! That Celtic-Inter game was something else. Celtic were 1-0 down when I got home from school but were battering the Italians. Tommy Gemmell's piledriver won it and he distinguished himself again with excellent retaliation in the World Club Champions match against Estudiantes. One of the three dirtiest matches I've ever seen, along with Chile-Italy in the 1962 World Cup and the Chelsea-Leeds Cup Final replay in 1970.

    They don't make them like that nowadays, says the old git
     
  27. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    I was only 3 when celtic played inter - we were in a hotel on isle of wight with about 50 people gathered round a tiny black and white tv !

    Remember the 1970 replay - fantastic stuff that would have ended about 3 a side now (i think they asked a contemporary ref to “ref” it on tv to see the outcome. Great stuff.
     
  28. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    But how do you expect me to remember the date of a match that's four months away?
     
  29. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Holebas would get the hang of it.
     

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