Mo Salah Shopped to Cops by Own Fans & Club

Discussion in 'General Football & Other Sport' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Aug 14, 2018.

  1. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/7007971/mo-salah-driving-while-texting-footage/

    He was driving along in his monster truck when he got stopped at the lights. Passing scousers descended on him, no doubt tapping on his window to distract him whilst others got busy levering off his hubcaps.

    They wanted him to sign autographs (to sell on ebay) and take photographs, but he wouldn't. So they reported him to the cops for using his mobile phone whilst driving. He's as idiotic for doing that as they were for running in the road and mobbing him in the first place.

    Personally, I'd ban him and them from football for life.
     
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  2. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    I see him as a downtrodden wage slave, forced to work for a faceless foreign company and persecuted by a fascist police force
     
  3. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    "Mo Salah Mo Salah ,talking on his phone
    'Mo Salah Mo Salah lost llicense
    Will atone'.
     
  4. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    I dont like to state the obvious.. but i'm going to.
    Surely he wasnt actually driving while texting.. more stopped while texting. I'm gonna guess that in the eyes of the law he is driving but come on havent we all done the same?
     
  5. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    I'm going to report Clive to the Labour party for reading the Sun website.
     
  6. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    and describing the hard working people of Liverpool as hubcap stealers.
    His crown seems to have slipped somewhat recently and im starting to wonder if he might be a Moog :eek:

    (Just kidding Clive)
     
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  7. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    They'll all be up in arms when he demands a move next summer then...
     
  8. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

  9. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player


    Ha ha ha. How comical. "Professional Autograph Hunter", Mr Wylie Coyote has posted an angry statement to his Farcebook page denying being a Merseyside Fagin who uses kids to get players' autographs on tacky memorabilia, which he then flogs to fools for inflated prices.

    For full effect you have to imagine it said in a broad Scouse whine with extra accent on the word 'Liar'.


    “Doze claimin' that I sent de video to de police because I was angry that Mo did not sign any autographs are liars and guilty of slander. Those claiming I was with children at the time are l-i-i-ars. I was wid one other adult at the time. There whirr children present but none known to me. Doze kids are all little l-i-i-i-i-iars. No, honestly mate doh.”
     
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