[NOT HAPPENING] Miquel Nelom

Sounds like the most 'Championship' signing we've ever made under the Pozzos.

Given that period includes three actual Championship seasons, that isn't good.

 

Exactly. Seems unlikely we'd sell the star winger to buy the reserve full back

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Is he a reserve? he started 23 of their last 27 matches last season

 

never ******* heard of him

 

From Herts Merc...

"Unfortunately for Nelom, he is most well known for his role in a furious training ground bust-up with team-mate Tonny Vilhena in 2016.

The pair were in Portugal at a training camp during the winter break and came to blows, with Vilhena kung-fu kicking Nelom. The coaching staff and other members of the squad were forced to separate them."

How bad must he be for one of his own team mates to kung-fu kick him?!

 

Have a look at his stats. Not as bad as being made out.
https://www.soccerpunter.com/players/100123-Miquel-Nelom

 

Sounds perfect back up for Holebas though as long as they can both properly rotate their suspensions.

 

From the reactions from Feyenoord fans in Twitter, I sense a huge sense of irony. I think he may be a folk hero at the club for whatever reason but I'm getting the impression they know he is bang average...or worse.

http://www.talkingbaws.com/2017/06/...-trolling-romas-confused-stephan-el-shaarawy/

Let's face it, Feyenoord fans have form for it...

 

The equivalent of 13 full length games in the league last season. He can't even get in Feyenoords starting 11, can't see how he's going to be good enough for the PL - even as backup.

 

Seems to be inconsistent with Reids post just now ?

 

Van Persie?

 

He didn't even deliver the kick. Got merked.

No ******* thanks.

 

Feyenoord & Watford fan here. When he plays for Feyenoord I always laugh at him, so **** off the ball. On the ball pretty decent actually.
I don't think he is PL quality though.

I have a little video of his sheer highlights.

 

Next!

 

I'm still sure theres a joke here but I'm not quite getting it....?

 

Nearly an anagram of quim slalom. it's a yes from me

 

Nearly Yes. Other than all those missing letters

 

Arjen Robben is decent I hear. Memphis Depay and Virgil Van Dijk are not bad either.

 

Imagine if we signed him and Lennon, then if those two started doing 1-2s up the pitch it would be a hell of a tongue twister for the commentators.

 

Surname is an anagram of melon.

And lemon.

And donkey (nearly).

No thanks.

 

Highlight of this video is where he swings and misses the ball

 

Mickey Melon?
Ex Blackpool, currently managing tranmere.
A bit early to be after a new gaffer.

 

Given it's us, Always best to have one or two lined up.

 

'Me Len le Uqim' in reverse

Translated from Albanian...

Do jam happy up

An Omen??

 

He hardly started before November but since then he started 17 league, 3 Europa league plus other mickey mouse cup games

 

The chance to work with the best manager the world has ever seen.

 

He'll have a lot of character building and gain a very good trait in integrity over there

 

our left-back position seems to be where we're always struggling. Whether it's Paul Mayo, Jordan Stewart, Carl ****inson, Forsyth, Pudil (i liked Pudil but he wasn't really good enough).

One day we'll get that quality left-back... in the mean time, Miquel will continue our tradition of ****** left-backs.

 

If true then they must be selling Kieran Tierney. Didn't think they'd be able to keep him for very long.

 

Holebas is a legend.

 

Paul Robinson and Nigel Gibbs might disagree. And Holebas. Even Doyley was vaguely competent out there!

But I do know what you mean but I think it's more broadly that we've struggled with left footed players...

 

http://uk.soccerway.com/players/miquel-nelom/100123/ - He played in 17 league games, only started 12.