Miltonham Hotkeynes vs Watford FC - 26/09/18 8pm

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Sep 26, 2018.

  1. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    It’s off to the roundabout-heavy city of concrete cows and grim, windswept underpasses filled with abandoned shopping trollies and fluttering litter for tonight’s game against nomadic, wandering Tottenton Keyspurs.

    The sinking Miltonspuds have crashed to three defeats in their last four, managing not one single clean sheet. Their only win in recent times coming from a very questionable penalty awarded against the feeble Brighton & Hove Sandflies. Those three defeats have of course included the comfortable whupping we handed them at the Vic, with goals from Troy ‘Twiggy’ Deeney and Craggy Craig Cathcart.

    The Tattenhoe Stratfords are built around a single player – the fluff-bearded gentle warm fart of the world cup and Arsenal academy product, Harold Kane. However with him likely to sit out the game due to ‘tiredness’ after his valiant exertions tapping in two yard sitters against world cup minnows three or four months ago, they’re likely to rely on the likes of soldier boy Son “not well” Heung-min and the lamentable Erik Lamela, plus an assortment of other half-baked lilywhite lily livers.

    Ought to be easy meat, even for our reserves.

    Prediction 1-4 (Success, Quina, Wilmott, Quina).
    kVA, Jossy, cfdr0ftaW and 5 others like this.
  2. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

  3. foxywfc

    foxywfc Reservist

    Mariappa score first 2-1 the orn’s

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  4. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer First Year Pro

  5. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer First Year Pro

    Err, was judging by live departures, Watford Junction, on
    Showing future departures as "On time", then when you go to the details page, showing as delayed, so please ignore my last message.
  6. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    Chalobah such a boss in midfield
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  7. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    Get in you mothers!!!

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