[REPORTED] Milos Veljkovic

Or *****

 

Even if he is wildly inconsistent, it seems harsh to say he'll never fulfil his potential- 23 is a baby in defensive terms!

 

Think Eric Deir...just a cheaper version, fashioned in North London.

 

With a touch of Mark Gatiss about the eyes and (as already mentioned) Jaanmat's 'lost' barnet.

 

Milos Kvejlic clap clap
He will ******* murder ya

 

Wasn't that the same chant for Harold Shipman?

 

He qualified as home grown too.

 

I would sign him just because he looks so much like Javi it's ******* weird.

 

The last Javi lookalike we signed turned out to be pretty good before we loaned him out to the Sheffield Wednesday medical team!

 

Misread?

 

Will do.

 

If that’s the basis of our transfer strategy, we won’t be signing many.

 

That photo is nightmarishly suggestive.

 

Are Kate Moss and Jimmy Tarbuck available?

 

I watched a fair bit of Werder Bremen last year, and honestly he never really stood out to me, Niklas Moisander always looked the more commanding centre back in the pair, but he may well train on.

 

He may well train on what? Astro turf? A treadmill?

 

He means get the train in. Rather than a bus.

 

Can't believe this.

Only just learned to spell Deulofeu and they think about this guy.

It's a no from me.

 

Oh right. Well if he loves trains so much then how bout he bugger off to sign for Lokomotiv Moscow instead.

and "Choochoo" Hernandez can join him.