[SIGNED perm] Max Statham

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Aylesburyorn, Sep 24, 2020.

  1. Ainzrocker

    Ainzrocker First Year Pro

    Crank. What a mad, ridiculous, brilliant masterpiece.
     
  2. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Problem is, the statement is urallkuntz.
     
  3. Luther Bassett

    Luther Bassett Reservist

    When I saw he was Brian Statham’s son, I assumed it was the former Lancashire quick bowler, part of the deadly Trueman-Statham opening attack. I did rather wonder quite what was going off...
     
  4. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    How has this signing made It on to a second page
     
  5. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    It's a parentage thread. We don't have enough of those!
     
  6. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Bit of an age gap lol
     
  7. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    The final piece of the puzzle.. final ingredient in the pie.. final brick in the foundation etc.

    The real question is, is he available to play on Saturday??
     
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  8. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    He’s the man with a name you’d love to touch
    but you mustn’t touch
    his names sounds good in your ear
    but when you say it you mustn’t fear
    ‘cause his naaame can be said by anyone
     
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  9. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    What I asked for was a refreshing drink. Wasn't expecting a rainforest. You could fall in love with an orangutan in that.
     
  10. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    You asked for a cocktail.
     
  11. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

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  12. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    He got it from a hairdryer.
     
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  13. PowerJugs

    PowerJugs Doyley Fanatic

    Are we sure his first name isn't actually Jason?
     
  14. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    I love that film
     
  15. Luther Bassett

    Luther Bassett Reservist

    Maths was never my strong point...
     
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  16. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    No risk. Also no point. But keeps the clappers interested.
     
  17. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    He is having his full name on his shirt. Max Statham never abbreviates.
     
  18. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Can we sign Max Power next please.
     
  19. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

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  20. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    racist.
     
  21. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Don't worry. It's not True man.
     
  22. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

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