[NOT HAPPENING] Matt Clarke

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by domthehornet, Dec 7, 2017.

  1. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    According to the London Evening Standard we are looking at Matt Clarke from Pompey.
     
  2. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    That name isn’t funny at all. Try harder next time please
     
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  3. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Can I call him something like Mattheus Klarksbjerg with a load of frigin umlauts?

    If so it’s a ‘yes’ from me.
     
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  4. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Is he referred to as 'Matty' or 'Clarky'?

    It's important.
     
  5. Guy

    Guy Squad Player

    Super super matt, super super matt, super super matt super............. now where have we heard that before
     
  6. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    I used to go to school with someone called Matt Clarke. He was a right c***.

    It's a no from me.
     
  7. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    For a moment I was thinking of the ex Bradford and Crystal Palace goalkeeper...
     
  8. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    Likes his eggs sunny side up. It's a yes from me.
     
  9. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK Reservist

    Never heard of him.

    Assume he is from the Clarks shoes empire, if so he is presumably in it for the sport rather than the money so maybe a cheap addition to the squad, if so great, if not then I have my concerns.
     
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  10. kVA

    kVA Reservist

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    Indeed he is, one of many the Clarke’s sons but not to be confused with the car journalist branch of the family. My source in the cobbling industry suggests they are about to release an unfashionable, sensibly named and assuringly comfortable football boot. It’ll probably be plain black, with a descrete logo, assembled from sturdy leather with the left and right boots being the same colour. If Matt makes it in the Premier League,1 or 2, he’ll be the poster boy for the advertising campaign.
     
  11. DrewH

    DrewH Administrator Staff Member

    Linked with Clarke once again in the Daily Mail amongst some other teams. I hope he's one of the 'other options' we are pursuing instead of Wilmot.
     
  12. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Linked with another young centre back. My sources suggest this is further proof we may or may not be signing a young centre back.
     
  13. ITKJim

    ITKJim Reservist

    He's played over 100 games and he's still only 21. Plus he's a unit and a lefty, I'd say he's a better choice for us if we're looking for someone to challenge for a starting place next season.
     
  14. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Clive and Moose will approve then.
     
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  15. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    We are linked with <insert some young English player we will never buy> from <insert tinpot team from lower league>. Shows how far we've dropped. Bring back Angella and Eggstrang.

    He gets no wows.
     
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  16. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    "though Matt Clarke was the best player on the pitch. He will go in the summer, but good luck to the lad - good enough to play in the upper echelons of the Championship, if not the prem. "

    "- Clarke is outstanding. He just oozes class, never in a flap, worth millions. Give him a new contract with a release clause of at least £5 million. He'll be off in the summer but no-one should hold that against him."

    http://thepompeychimes.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=77402&p=883821&hilit=clarke#p883821
     
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  17. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    SOK, it is a million to one shot that this lad is part of the shoe dynasty.

    Your odds aren't improved by the fact he spells his surname differently.

    Would he have changed his name from 'Clark' to 'Clarke'?

    If so, it suggests he is mildly eccentric.

    For that reason, I'm IN.
     
  18. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Have we have any socialists in the squad recently?

    Beppe clearly had a social conscience.

    Ekstrand? You never know with Nordics.
     
  19. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    Yes, yes, yes. A very good centre back.
     
  20. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Give it time...
     
  21. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Is ‘yes’ the new ‘wow’?
     
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  22. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK Reservist

    RD, I generally don't allow facts to cloud my judgement in these matters, prefer to think he is the black sheep that has turned his back on cobblering to follow his own path.

    Still no idea if he is any good, should probably look him up before posting on this thread but a little knowledge can be dangerous so I am staying purposely ignorant on this matter.
     
  23. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I admire your approach.

    You may well be right with the black sheep thesis.

    And, to thumb his nose at his cobbling cousins, he changes his name in the most minimal way.

    This guy is a MUST.
     
  24. nornironhorn

    nornironhorn Administrator Staff Member

  25. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    If the Clarke camp are inviting Gino to make an ‘astronomical’ offer, I suggest his agent is no student of psychology.

    Will this lad be pitching up at Colney on the last day of the window at a more terrestrial price?
     
  26. davisp2

    davisp2 Reservist

    Give them £2m and damn their impudence.
     
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  27. PotGuy

    PotGuy Forum Fetishist

    They are building the team around him? He's a centre back!

    They are begging for us to buy him
     
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  28. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

    We should offer a piece of moon rock and a "name your Star" gift package.
     
  29. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Astronomical offer! That could be 3 million to Pompey. Desperately need a left footed centre back though
     
  30. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    I'm beginning to question just where Jacket's loyalties are.
     
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  31. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Spoken like a true Everton fan.
     
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  32. Porky Pig

    Porky Pig Academy Graduate

     
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  33. simpleMASH

    simpleMASH Reservist

    Isn’t he a centre back? That’s just 2 minutes of dribbling and goals. Looks like he’d be a better option up front than anyone we’ve got now.
     
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  34. The Recluse

    The Recluse Reservist

    Supposedly on his way to Brighton for £3.9m.
     

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