Match Previews - Rota 2019/2020 (writers Still Needed)

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by Cthulhu, Jul 3, 2019.

  1. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Here is Cthulhu's rota. As you can see there are 2 spots left. Don't be shy and flex your literary craft.

    Revised dates unknown. Possibly but very unlikely to be in June-July.

    Watford v Leicester City Filbert
    Burnley v Watford
    Watford v Southampton Skyla
    Chelsea v Watford Hornetgags
    Watford v Norwich City Otter
    Watford v Newcastle United BRLR

    West Ham United v Watford

    Watford v Manchester City EB Hornet

    Arsenal v Watford
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  2. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    I'll take home to the dreaded Muff in October please...
  3. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    I'll take an Everton, cheers
  4. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Happy to kick off the season with Brighton.

    Good idea by the way.
  5. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Reservist

    I’m a relative newbie but don’t mind doing one if you want to share the load ,happy to slag off wolves
  6. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK First Year Pro

    Also a virgin for these but happy to get involved, not fussy just allocate me something nobody else wants but after August would be helpful.
  7. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Clive, could you also do Palarse away?

    Impatiently awaiting the second installment of your memoir.
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  8. Davidmsawyer

    Davidmsawyer Statto Statto Statto

    I'll do Arsenal at home. Also would be my first time.
  9. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    Wolves at Home please....
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  10. Need to give a time limit before games.

    I remember a couple of years ago a lot of people signed up and never bothered so we were left with someone quickly listing one a day before the game.
  11. EB Hornet

    EB Hornet Reservist

    West Ham at home please, thanks for organising, good idea
  12. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Brighton away please
  13. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    Loon in the cup please.
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  14. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

  15. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Burnley away?
  16. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    Oh well if you're going to write it yourself I won't bother!
  17. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss Squad Player

    I’ll take the Home game against Newcastle because they are a massive massive massive football club
  18. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Shall we say 4-5 days before the game to enable some discussion?
  19. For a Rota, I would suggest the following;

    Match 1 - Clive
    Match 2 - Clive
    Match 3 - Clive
    Match 4 - Clive
    Match 5 - Clive
    Match 6 - Clive
    Match 7 - Clive
    Match 8 - Clive
  20. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I'll do Fulham home.

    Also my first time, with this log in.
  21. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    I’ll wait to see what’s left over
  22. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Made me look, just for that I’ll give you the closest choice which is Chelsea
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  23. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss Squad Player

    Will we get a reminder week before as
    I will forget .... guaranteed .
  24. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    I’ll try to remind if I remember
  25. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss Squad Player

    Shall we have a ‘Blue Sky, Running Ideas up the flagpole ‘ brainstorming session for categories to go along with “local architecture “

    How about

    1- Most impressive famous person
    2- Most naff famous person
    3- 7 degree of Kevin Bacon from the naff famous person but swopping Kev for light entertainment great “Wor Cilla”
    4- Famous bands
    5- Most villainous historical character
    6- Most unreputable local service station , to be associated with brown paper transfer bungs.
    7- Player from 70s/80s with worst haircut with accompanying picture.
    8- how many time said team has beaten the scum.
    9- Hiw many time said team has beaten their own scum.

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  26. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Sexiest fan (male/female and non-binary)
    Summary of catchment area?
  27. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss Squad Player


    3 - we should change Cilla to SEJ to give it Watford bias .
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  28. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Any chance we can pin this thread as even though I've opted for the opening game of the season, pretty sure I'll forget.

    On the subject of pinned threads, how about sticking the Watford Ladies thread somewhere else? Hardly anyone contributes to it so seems a bit pointless having it pinned on the front page.
  29. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Reservist

    What a great idea. I did about three last season I think my Huddersfield A was well liked. I'll leave it to the pros of the board this season.

    Nice to see a lot of early interest. Actually...
    Yeah can I do Aston Vanilla H on 28th Dec?

    Really enjoyed our two wins few seasons back.

    Geat idea again.
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  30. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    I'll do one if there are any available, I have no preference. I can't do any in August but they're taken anyway.
  31. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    put you down for one
  32. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    put you down for one
  33. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    23 left so if anyone wants another let me know as may not fill them all.
  34. EB Hornet

    EB Hornet Reservist

    Go on then, I’ll go with Man City at home. The bitterness from nearly a year since the cup final will be so extreme by then that I’ll need some way to release it.
  35. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss Squad Player

    I reckon I could write a bot to auto template any match preview based upon analysis of millions of previous match previews , in the same methodology used to design Big Blue when it beat Kasparov.

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